So offering to work for fifty bucks an hour as a researcher makes me a "fake lawyer". The fucken brethren would lynch me for offering to work for so little. These days if any lawyer bills for less than two hundred bucks an hour, the Zionist Elders convene the legal Sanhedrin that very evening, kill the miscreant, and use his blood to mix with the matzoh flower. BTW Barry I keep forgetting whether my post-BA degree is in law, history, or international studies, but will letya know as soon as I remember.