Swami,

Just as an FYI, I had a root canal today. No joke. I had a filling fall out it got infected. Anyway, root canals are not torture. Mine was so uneventful I actually went to sleep during the procedure. I don't know why there is such a dread of them. They are simply boring.

How about another torture analogy, like sitting through chruch(that was just for Smut), a concentration camp, or living in Iraq?

Seriously just trying to help.

Oh, BTW, I got that DVD of Mila. She is a delicate young thing, huh? LOL!!! I thought it was interesting. Not incredibly strokeable because I couldn't get all of the prolapsed colon pics I've seen of her out of my head. But it was educational.