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How dare you allow mosquitos to bite your derriere prior to a shoot. You are expected to be unblemished perfection. Anything less is just not up to par for our boys. They deserve perfection, and if you can't provide it, by Jove you are fair game for ridicule. Our boys deserved all of mom's attention, but did she give it to them? No, she gave some of her attention to lil sis and lil bro. And you are striking those same mystic chords of memory {A. Lincoln) when you dare to show up at a shoot with mosquito bites on a derriere that our boys deserve to have be perfect and unblemished in every way. Whore, Jezebel, Mommy you didn't love me enough.

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OMG thank you! I needed that. Its been a crappy cpl of days and I havent laughed that hard in awhile!