I am one of the few TRUE Patriots fans in the world, I liked them going back to all the 2-14 seasons between 1972-1991!! I agree, these fair weather bandwagon-jackers are a fucking joke. Let's hear it for Steve Grogan!!

Soccer as a televised sport blows, but a LIVE game in a place like <insert any European city> is an event worth attending;

I donated (the equivalent of) 2 hours worth of hott striper-esque cum gobbling to my nephew's soccer league each of the last two seasons, a sure sign I am getting old and will soon be permanently house bound in my Burg-lair with round-the-clock "nursing"...