90% of the country is bandwagon jumpers. Dane Cook sucks, but enough people think he's supposed to be funny, so they laugh. Blair Witch Project was shit, but everyone heard how good it was and were afraid to go against the hype, they claimed to enjoy it. Where were all these Patriot fans I trip over nowadays when the team sucked? NYC baseball fans are split 50/50, 50% have a favorite team, and 50% root for whoever is winning and hide their jerseys & hats of the other team.

I wish we could take the soccer band wagon, set it on fire, and roll it off a cliff.