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#489800 - 06/24/10 05:43 AM weather
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Registered: 04/12/07
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Loc: WI
I am so sick of all this rain we have been experiencing.....I need section of the country that doesn't get too hot or cold and has no tornadoes, hurricanes, floods or earthquakes...
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#489801 - 06/24/10 07:33 AM Re: weather
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Its been over 95 degrees here with little to no rain here for a week. Hotter than fuck.
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#489802 - 06/24/10 08:12 AM Re: weather
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#489803 - 06/24/10 08:16 AM Re: weather
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It'll hit 94 today and be humid as hell.

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#489804 - 06/24/10 11:27 AM Re: weather
tattypatty Offline
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
we had an earthquake here yesterday (5.5). It was cool . We never get that shit.
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#489805 - 06/24/10 03:04 PM Re: weather
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Earthquakes are weather now? It was 97 in the shade today, yesterday, the day before and the day before that. We may get some thunderstorms tomorrow, which will mean it will be 95 w/ 95% relative humidity.

For the most accurate weather information for your area, free of any ads or bullshit, you can go to the FAA's list of AWOS stations and find the nearest one to you. Call it, and it will give you the brief report.

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#489806 - 06/24/10 03:39 PM Re: weather
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NYC = fucking hot

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#489807 - 06/24/10 03:40 PM Re: weather
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It's 111 and dry as an old lady's cunt here in Scottsdale. Fortunately come this weekend, I'll be in California for the better part of the rest of the summer.
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#489808 - 06/24/10 06:22 PM Re: weather
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
It's as fucking hot as balls; hence why I'm staying the fuck out of LA for a few days after this hair cut.
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#489809 - 06/24/10 11:52 PM Re: weather
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NYC = fucking hot


Hey Moisha, why don't you fuck off and go back to Siberia if you don't agree with the weather?
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#489810 - 06/25/10 12:01 AM Re: weather
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I like it hot.
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#489811 - 06/25/10 08:50 AM Re: weather
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#489812 - 06/25/10 10:14 AM Re: weather
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
I like it sixty degrees Fahrenheit with low humidity.

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#489813 - 06/28/10 02:01 PM Re: weather
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Finally some rain here in Jersey. I sat around all weekend wishing I could and mow my lawn. I don't like my lawn being burnt out until August.
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#489814 - 06/28/10 03:35 PM Re: weather
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Rain cooled things off somewhat a few hours ago.

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#489815 - 06/29/10 03:07 PM Re: weather
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
First weekend all month where I could go camping without needing a canoe. 90 degrees high about 65 for a low. I'm not saying we've had nothing but rain this month but the lake I normally camp at is 11 foot above normal. I hiked a trail yesterday that normally has an ankle deep crossing about six feet wide. I had to reroute my hike because the water was at least shoulder deep on me and about 20 feet wide.
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#489816 - 06/29/10 05:55 PM Re: weather
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Kinda dry here the last month or so.

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#489817 - 06/30/10 02:20 AM Re: weather
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Loc: NYC
Grey skies all day today. It was glorious. Driving down the road with a sweater on and playing the metal station on XM radio was nice.
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#489818 - 06/30/10 03:41 AM Re: weather
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No doubt that you look great in that sweater, tatas-wise.

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#489819 - 07/03/10 04:37 PM Re: weather
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Currently raining and the forecast calls for a 90% of heavy rain tomorrow, 80% chance of heavy rain tomorrow night, and 70% chance of heavy rain Monday with 20 to 30% chances of thunderstorms everyday from Tuesday through Friday (BTW three days ago they were only giving a 20% chance of rain for the 4th). Heavy rain=rainfall rates up to two inches per hour. While everyone else shoots off fireworks I will be busy building an ark. What the fuck is a kubit anyway?
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#489820 - 07/03/10 08:28 PM Re: weather
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Gonna be near 100 Fahrenheit tomorrow.

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#489821 - 07/04/10 09:16 PM Re: weather
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Gonna be as hot as two ducks fucking here tomorrow !
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#489822 - 07/05/10 04:34 AM Re: weather
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Too damn in Body-more, Murderland, too.

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#489823 - 07/05/10 05:17 PM Re: weather
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
It is 80 here in Kansas. That is the temperature, the humidity, and the approximate number of rivers and creeks that are flooding now. Some places southwest of me got ten inches of rain in the last 24 hours.
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#489824 - 07/05/10 07:43 PM Re: weather
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34 celsius at noon . oppressive humidity. the dog will not leave the house. almost passed out at the gym.
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#489825 - 07/06/10 12:30 PM Re: weather
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
I need to mow the lawn but have to do so before 9am (against city ordinance) if I don't want to pass out..
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#489826 - 07/06/10 03:01 PM Re: weather
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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Gonna be as hot as two ducks fucking here tomorrow !




Exactly how hot is that?
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#489827 - 07/06/10 03:19 PM Re: weather
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Loc: The Dirty: 480
105 on the lake for July 4th, cooler than usual. The monsoon has yet to arrive here in the Valley of the Sun.

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#489828 - 07/06/10 04:57 PM Re: weather
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Quote:

Quote:

Gonna be as hot as two ducks fucking here tomorrow !




Exactly how hot is that?




It'll melt your pecker. Quaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkk !
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#489829 - 07/06/10 06:13 PM Re: weather
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Loc: Dayton
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It'll melt your pecker. Quaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkk !




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#489830 - 09/16/10 04:48 PM Re: weather
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Fucking tornado in New York City. No joke.

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#489831 - 09/16/10 08:17 PM Re: weather
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Freezing and rainy here all week. I have been running at night. It is killing me...
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