Panzer, you are probably correct. Whoever DB is (Burg?) I am certainly less cool. I'm a loser.

Marriage has brought me all that nonsense like sex whenever I want it (yes, I know that won't last), sandwiches when I'm too lazy to make them, someone to spend time with my mother so I don't have to, and the worst, someone to willingly do laundry/dishes/cleaning so I don't have to have Consuela come to clean once a week. Oh the insanity, oh the pain!

However, unlike you, I don't rely on mommy for an allowance, jerk off to feces phots, or fantasize about pw's dropping turds into my open mouth, so I'll take that as a win every day.