Well, haven't been around much not that you perv's would care. I actually went and got married. I know, I'm a jackass. Haven't really known her all that long either, which makes our possibilities for success that much better (sarcasm). No doubt in 5 years I'll be writing a check or burying a body, but so far so good I must say. Home cooked meals waiting for me (sometimes) and still fucking quite a bit. No threesomes yet since the marriage but she likes girls a lot so we're working on it.

I must also take this time to publicly apologize to Ms. Gia Jordan, for being an awful friend recently. Among my plethora of errors was not posting a pic she sent me of a beautifully wrapped gift she got for Malice on his bday. Purple paper if I remember correctly, I'd share more but I'm burnt. In any case, Ms. G my apologies, you fucking rock. Hope you got that info, couldn't find much. That was actually my old lady texting you. She likes porn probably even more than I do, and couldn't believe who she was texting. I hope she didnt go fangirl on you.

OK, so, back to whatever was going on here. How bout that Steve Driver, huh? BI still got the herpes? C3X still acting like his shit don't stink since he's a big time "producer"? lolz

Good luck buddy, it could be worse.

Congrats and welcome to the club man! 10 yrs and still going strong here! It works sometimes...though there HAVE been times over the years when I looked for places to bury a body! I got over it though. So far.

Congrats. I wish you well.

i will post on the fact that i too took the plunge....its interesting....fast facts if signs are showing that it aint going work get a divorce within a year....sure it looks like you cant stick it out....but whatever you will have usually still is stay yours....just not enough time in...absence of a baby or major lotto winnings....


next q-
prenup involved?

Smokey is even a bigger loser than DB.


I didn't think THIS was possible... ... ... ...

Panzer, you are probably correct. Whoever DB is (Burg?) I am certainly less cool. I'm a loser.

Marriage has brought me all that nonsense like sex whenever I want it (yes, I know that won't last), sandwiches when I'm too lazy to make them, someone to spend time with my mother so I don't have to, and the worst, someone to willingly do laundry/dishes/cleaning so I don't have to have Consuela come to clean once a week. Oh the insanity, oh the pain!

However, unlike you, I don't rely on mommy for an allowance, jerk off to feces phots, or fantasize about pw's dropping turds into my open mouth, so I'll take that as a win every day.

I could be wrong, but I don't think that's the mommy-living, tranny-loving Panzer you're ranting at.

He's more the Darrah-stalking, Tritone-exposing, "Lexi Belle's a fattie" calling kind'a Panzer.

Lexi Belle is a FATTY?? This half assed Panzer fellow better ante up some proof.

It's what happens to you when you "hobby" Monica Foster.