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#489758 - 06/23/10 02:15 PM Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
guyinwarrenoh Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/05/10
Posts: 36
Loc: Ohio
Started working at an ABS, we have some good quality stuff but its totally lacking in comparison with the low grade porn. I know alot will say DVD's are dead, and I feel you, however anyone got any hookup with some good distributors who has a nice selection of companies they deal with?
t seems if we get a company who got evil angel and zero tolerance, they want to shove stickey video and cabalerro films down our throats as well.
We are also getting ready to shoot film in our warehouse section too, just hittin you guys up for ideas.
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#489759 - 06/23/10 03:12 PM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
go away.
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#489760 - 06/23/10 05:38 PM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
What do you do at the jizz factory ? Taste tester ?????
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#489761 - 06/23/10 05:43 PM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

go away.




and i wonder
day to day
i dont like you
anyway
i don't need your shit today
your pathetic in your own way

I feel for you
Better fuckin' go away
I will behave
Better fuckin' go away

Im doin' the best i ever did
Im doin' the best that i can
im doin' the best i ever did

i dont need to
fantasize
You are my pet
all the time
i dont mind if
you go blind
you get what you get
until your through with mine

I feel for you
better fuckin' go away
I will behave
you better go away
I feel for you
Better fuckin' go away
I will behave
you better go away

I'm doin' the best i ever did
i'm doin' the best that i can
I'm doin' the best i ever did
now, go away

I'm doin' the best i ever did
i'm doin' the best that i can
Im doin' the best i can
Now, go away

I'm doin the best i ever did
go away
i'm doin the best that i can
go away
I'm doin the best i ever did
go away
i'm doing the best that i can
go away
i'm doin the best i eva did
i'm doin the best that i can
im doin the best i eva did
now go away

*chorus until end

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#489762 - 06/23/10 06:30 PM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Started working at an ABS, we have some good quality stuff but its totally lacking in comparison with the low grade porn. I know alot will say DVD's are dead, and I feel you, however anyone got any hookup with some good distributors who has a nice selection of companies they deal with?
t seems if we get a company who got evil angel and zero tolerance, they want to shove stickey video and cabalerro films down our throats as well.
We are also getting ready to shoot film in our warehouse section too, just hittin you guys up for ideas.




Stop posting.
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#489763 - 06/23/10 06:38 PM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
No way. We should be encouraging this poster to start shooting porn in Ohio. It sounds like a brilliant idea to me.
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#489764 - 06/23/10 07:08 PM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Is working at the ole' jizzfactory a union gig?
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#489765 - 06/23/10 08:59 PM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Nah Jig, he's a jizz factory scab. Nothing worse than that
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#489766 - 06/23/10 09:23 PM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

Is working at the ole' jizzfactory a union gig?



More like a union gag !:-<0
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#489767 - 06/23/10 09:56 PM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
What kind of ABS? Is it a jack shack?
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#489768 - 06/24/10 05:57 AM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
It's not an all you can eat buffet, don't get fired for embezzling.
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Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP

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#489769 - 06/24/10 06:57 AM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

What kind of ABS? Is it a jack shack?




the people down at the dealership said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-lock_braking_system

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#489770 - 06/24/10 07:04 AM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

No way. We should be encouraging this poster to start shooting porn in Ohio. It sounds like a brilliant idea to me.





nothing good comes from from the "With God All Things Are Possible" state

just as to what form she is takinging now....the Shawna Lenee

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#489771 - 06/24/10 08:17 AM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
charin Offline
Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Quote:


nothing good comes from from the "With God All Things Are Possible" state





Dayton Inventions

The number of inventions patented by Dayton inventors runs into the thousands. The following list is a small sample of some of those original and creative ideas that have been approved by the U.S. Patent Office.

airplane
airplane ejection seat
all steel propeller
anti-ram raid plinth
artificial heart
artificial kidney
assisted service travel terminals
backpack parachutes
bar code scanner with tool free tower housing assembly
bar code scanner with configurable video modes
beverage line cleaning system
bicycle parking rack
cable retention apparatus
carbonless copy paper
card reader
cargo container for transporting temperature sensitive items
cash register
check deposit at a self-service terminal
cellophane tape
characterization of lenses
chrome plating
collapsible, portable crib
computer-aided patient
disk-writing operations by writing to a data depot prior to an in-place write
computerized electrical
stimulation for paralyzed muscles
data entry device
digital clock
double glass windows
electric cash register
electronic intelligent turn signal control system
electrostatic gyroscope
encrypting keypad module
ethyl (lead) gasoline
farm lighting system
filter cigarettes
fixed-focus headlamps
flatform label laminate
flexible radiator hoses, sweeper hoses
football
frostproof freezer
fuel storage and dispensing system
fuzzbuster
garment stretcher
garment with storage pouch
gas mask
glass photographic negatives
heart-lung machine
high-intensity discharge lamp (HID) with underwater lighting systems
high-octane aviation gasoline
human-powered bicycles and wheelchairs for quad and paraplegics
ice cream cone
ice cube tray
incentive stamps
ink jet printer
instant blood-glucose testing
Internet stamp
integrating a data warehouse and a database
joyce lift
laser weapons
“Liberty” engine
loyalty ink methoid
“Mae West” life preserver
mail chute for buildings
media cassette sensing system
manufacturing system
method of administering a milk substitute to critical care animals
micro encapsulation
microfiche
module
monitoring systems
mood ring
motorized wheelchair
movable objects in a database
movie projector, movie camera, movie theatre, movie film
multiple arrange continuous ink jet
night serial photography
nuclear-powered heart pacemaker
optical scanner with balanced mirrored spinner
paper sheet handling apparatus
paper skew correcting device
pet food container
plunger with interchangeable handle
pocket closet organizer
portable breathing resuscitator
price tag affixing machines
printing blanket with method for reducing corrison
push-in pull top can
quick process malleable iron
radar detectors
radio-controlled pilot less aircraft
railroad boxcar wheels
railroad jack
relight ignition for jet aircraft
resin coated flexible substrates for printing
ring-pull can opener
room air conditioner
rotary actuator housing
safety glass
secure tag validation
security in a database system
security markers for indicating condition of an item
self-cooled refrigerator
self-service terminal
self-starter
semi-conductor computer memory
surface ornamentation for a pet food container
space food
space-to-earth photo transmissions
stackable precast concrete stairwell unit
steering system torque sensor
stepladder
storage battery
stress test electrode
synchronized machine gun fire on airplanes
tactical shotgun grip
tactile position sensor for robots
“tiny time pill”
touch-tone computerized range
totally automatic aircraft landing system
two-cycle diesel engine
two-way shipping labels
universal warning stripe slitting machine
using a remote terminal to conduct assisted self-service transactions at a banking facility
vacuum picking system
wireless security module
yo-yo

SOURCE

-Chuck, Vegetarian Daytonian
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Fuck 'em all but nine.

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#489772 - 06/24/10 08:22 AM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

electrostatic gyroscope





I'm thinking this is some sort of sex toy for our favorite meth mommy.

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#489773 - 06/24/10 08:36 AM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
Quote:

What kind of ABS? Is it a jack shack?




hes the mop mope.
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#489774 - 06/24/10 10:37 AM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
jaime Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/17/04
Posts: 212

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#489775 - 06/24/10 10:42 AM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Quote:


nothing good comes from from the "With God All Things Are Possible" state





Dayton Inventions

The number of inventions patented by Dayton inventors runs into the thousands. The following list is a small sample of some of those original and creative ideas that have been approved by the U.S. Patent Office.

airplane


-Chuck, Vegetarian Daytonian




there are more then 1 patent office.....

Quote:


Mail Stop __________
Commissioner for Patents
P.O. Box 1450
Alexandria, VA 22313-1450







dont get me started on the airplane.....cause there is a state plate that states...well


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#489776 - 06/24/10 10:48 AM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
Anonymous
Unregistered


musical interlude II (god i love the stripper songs)

I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came.

Candles raise my desire,
Why I'm so far away.
No more meaning to my life,
No more reason to stay.

Freezing, feeling,
Breathe in, breathe in...
I'm coming back again...

I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came.

Hazing clouds rain on my head,
Empty thoughts fill my ears.
Find my shade by the moonlight,
Why my thoughts aren't so clear.

Demons dreaming,
Breathe in, breathe in...
I'm coming back again...

I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came.

I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came.

I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came.

I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I wanna be here again,
And I don't remember why I came.

Voodoo, voodoo, voodoo, voodoo,
voodoo,voodoo, voodoo.

So far away...
I'm not the one who's so far away...
I'm not the one who's so far away...
I'm not the one who's so far away...

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#489777 - 06/24/10 10:55 AM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
irviral Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/17/10
Posts: 66
Gotta love Sully and Godsmack

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#489778 - 06/24/10 03:12 PM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
guyinwarrenoh Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/05/10
Posts: 36
Loc: Ohio
umm. . wow, some of the replies were kind of funny, I just work at the desk in the front, I do not participate in any of the actvities that may go on in the theatre or booths.
Ive been reading stuff from this board for awhile now and knew that i would get some bullshit replies. I planned on using this forum as a tool or networking, I've done it before on different forums for different things from music to entertainment production and always made good contacts.
I dont consider myself to be a part of the porn industry because i sell the stuff, however with a film and photography studio being built in our warehouse I thought maybe some of you guys would be willing to help out with advice. I guess not. have fun rippin on this post. it does not affect me.
_________________________
"In the quiet words of the virgin Mary. . Cum Again"

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#489779 - 06/24/10 03:33 PM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
If you're looking for someone here to network with and then sponsor you for membership in NAMBLA drop JRV a line.
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#489780 - 06/24/10 06:10 PM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
^^^^^
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Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone

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#489781 - 06/25/10 10:22 AM Re: Got myself a job at the ole' jizzfactory
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Jizzbizz is somewhere down on the bottom of my list, but chacoun a son gout.

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