I was taking a dump earlier today while all of a sudden something fell on my back: it was huge American roach. I quickly shoo-ed it away but it kept flying, so I grabbed the Glade air freshener and started spraying it at the pesky flyer. It did not helped but the bug landed on the wall, I knew it then that I had to quickly wipe my ass because they bug would retailiate sooner or later. The only problem was that my ass was dirty from all the pizza that I ate before so it took me a while. When I was done I quicly ran for the camera, when I came back to the restroom the bug crawled into the tiny opening in the window frame, I then slammed it up like a reverse hydraulic press and...here you go:

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Must be a cousin to this. Probably came out of your ass !
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Don't you live in Brighton Beach? How do you know it wasn't some degenerate wetback Russian jew roach?

You sure you didnt dream of being in Miami....

looks like a palmetto bug...or American cockroach on steroids.

I'm sure he left it on the window for his mother to clean up.

19,000 research animals are destroyed every minute.

Speechless is what I am !