If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

What I feel like going into is Sweet Jane’s mouth again. It’s a warm, inviting place with a velvety taint-tickling tongue that tantalizes and surprises.




Alas, I’ve said too much. As J.D. Salinger wrote, “Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.” I miss Sweet Jane right now….and not just ‘cuz SHE IS HALF MY AGE.

In terms of porno names, Karli Malden might've been the better way to go.

At least her teeth make Brandon's cum look whiter.

This is my last warning to please leave my gorgeous models alone....with me.

I guess I should not have included "please" in my warning. It turns it into a request. The urgency is removed.

Anyways, consider yourselves all warned, please, that I will be taking absolutely no action whatsoever in retaliation to any rude comments. I mean it. I'm serious.

Hell send some of them my way. I could use a bj or two.....or three.

These women want to see some moolah first. You gotta pay to play.