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#489498 - 06/17/10 05:50 PM Hey, Electrostatic...
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#489499 - 06/18/10 11:21 AM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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I think electro got sucked into the same black hole as Gigi.
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#489500 - 06/18/10 02:17 PM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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She might have been the one person who voted for the 3rd option? Then, just sulked away, didn't bother to stick around and post...

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#489501 - 06/19/10 12:51 PM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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what's with the competence of these guys? seriously, if i woke up tommorow with a renewed purpose in life to hunt human beings i'd like to think throwing up all over myself while the body count wasn't close to exceeding one hand's fingers as counting devices. being pretty well-socialized and uncomfortable around people with accents or cheap shoes which isn't helpful for whoremongering. i travel enough and the symbiotic disposal relationship between myself and a school of bluefish in a feeding frenzy is at least as good as italians and waste management inc. twilight sail, good to go. i'd probably pick up easier numbers with a sako and decent glass-most nations use a 7.62 as a sniper round and it's ubiquitous and identified with gangs and sks/ak's so repeatability wouldn't come back to one as with sexier ways of reaching out and touching people because narrowing down owners of a barret .416 has to set off a lightbulb in the most simian cop brain. ski mountains are just turkey shoots, i'm freaking myself out now-thank god the taliban's content to fight in mountains outside of vermont, those guys would suck if they grabbed caves near major resorts. anyhow, i just think most of those guys fucking suck at the one notable thing they do with themselves.

most on this board could hit 3 figures with the right blend of patience, creativity and willingness to walk away should a variable appear that would require deviations from one's simple planning. fucking bush-league.
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#489502 - 06/21/10 12:01 PM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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I never thought she was that into Freestylah anyway.

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#489503 - 07/04/10 02:24 AM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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Very cute. Someting very sexy and animalistic about him. Not animalistic in the way Elena Kagan looks like a beige chicken with a wig on... More like a centaur.



Hey if I suck off a centaur is it considered bestiality? I mean, even if I am staring in to his human eyes while gobble his jizz....?
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#489504 - 07/04/10 03:17 AM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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Just kidding. About the last part... Hehe.
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#489505 - 07/04/10 05:27 AM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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Wanna be my slave, electro? Promise that I will be the type of Master for which you are yearning. BTW do you like Joan Armatrading's I Love It When You Call Me Names?

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#489506 - 07/04/10 07:22 AM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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Elena Kagan looks like a beige chicken with a wig on...





Shrek's lesbian gym-teacher daughter, with food poisoning.

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#489507 - 07/04/10 07:39 AM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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Good one. I see Orrin Hatch as a house-broken Pat Robertson.

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#489508 - 07/04/10 07:43 AM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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Is he housebroken or did he find a remote corner of the committee room to piss in?

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#489509 - 07/04/10 08:22 AM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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Could be the latter.

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#489510 - 07/05/10 03:32 AM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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OK, now. Let's talk about Robert Downey Jr. in the House Of Representatives, eating popcorn flavored Now & Laters... Oh and did anyone else notice that hell is just about freezing over? I noticed.
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#489511 - 07/05/10 04:49 AM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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Actually it is boiling over on the shores of the Chesapeake bay and the banks of the Potomac river. Espero que electro bella va queadarse aqui en xxxporntalk. Yo prefiero mucha a ella en vez dealgunos pendejos...es decir hombres no aprecian mujeres.

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#489512 - 07/05/10 09:25 AM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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Oh and did anyone else notice that hell is just about freezing over? I noticed.





No shit. If Rip Ven Winkle were to awakr right now after a 20 year nap he'd be shocked to see the president is a socialist spook "community organizer" (welfare/public housing agitator).



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OK, now. Let's talk about Robert Downey Jr. in the House Of Representatives





Hey, why the fuck not? Democrats/ACORN cheaters actually put Al Franken in the Senate so no one is too ridiculous.
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#489514 - 07/05/10 01:48 PM Re: Hey, Electrostatic...
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