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#489498 - 06/17/10 05:50 PM
Hey, Electrostatic...
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#489499 - 06/18/10 11:21 AM
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I think electro got sucked into the same black hole as Gigi.
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#489501 - 06/19/10 12:51 PM
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Registered: 04/17/04
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what's with the competence of these guys? seriously, if i woke up tommorow with a renewed purpose in life to hunt human beings i'd like to think throwing up all over myself while the body count wasn't close to exceeding one hand's fingers as counting devices. being pretty well-socialized and uncomfortable around people with accents or cheap shoes which isn't helpful for whoremongering. i travel enough and the symbiotic disposal relationship between myself and a school of bluefish in a feeding frenzy is at least as good as italians and waste management inc. twilight sail, good to go. i'd probably pick up easier numbers with a sako and decent glass-most nations use a 7.62 as a sniper round and it's ubiquitous and identified with gangs and sks/ak's so repeatability wouldn't come back to one as with sexier ways of reaching out and touching people because narrowing down owners of a barret .416 has to set off a lightbulb in the most simian cop brain. ski mountains are just turkey shoots, i'm freaking myself out now-thank god the taliban's content to fight in mountains outside of vermont, those guys would suck if they grabbed caves near major resorts. anyhow, i just think most of those guys fucking suck at the one notable thing they do with themselves.
most on this board could hit 3 figures with the right blend of patience, creativity and willingness to walk away should a variable appear that would require deviations from one's simple planning. fucking bush-league.
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#489502 - 06/21/10 12:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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I never thought she was that into Freestylah anyway.
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#489503 - 07/04/10 02:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Very cute. Someting very sexy and animalistic about him. Not animalistic in the way Elena Kagan looks like a beige chicken with a wig on... More like a centaur.
Hey if I suck off a centaur is it considered bestiality? I mean, even if I am staring in to his human eyes while gobble his jizz....?
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#489506 - 07/04/10 07:22 AM
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Elena Kagan looks like a beige chicken with a wig on...
Shrek's lesbian gym-teacher daughter, with food poisoning.
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#489508 - 07/04/10 07:43 AM
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Is he housebroken or did he find a remote corner of the committee room to piss in?
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#489510 - 07/05/10 03:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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OK, now. Let's talk about Robert Downey Jr. in the House Of Representatives, eating popcorn flavored Now & Laters... Oh and did anyone else notice that hell is just about freezing over? I noticed.
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#489511 - 07/05/10 04:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
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Actually it is boiling over on the shores of the Chesapeake bay and the banks of the Potomac river. Espero que electro bella va queadarse aqui en xxxporntalk. Yo prefiero mucha a ella en vez dealgunos pendejos...es decir hombres no aprecian mujeres.
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