People don't realize that Pakis and Indians are the same people. They're genetically identical but have different religions. Pakistan was carved out of India in a naive attempt to get crazy muslims to stop blowing shit up.

I heard an Indian author on NPR recently say that he is constantly hassled and threatened by angry Indians because he writes books in English, the language of the devil white colonizers. But the language they speak and want him to write in is mostly Persian, the language of the previous colonizers.