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I used the same bank for 11 years. It changed names at least 4 times during that period. When I closed my accounts it was because they started charging me transaction fees and even tried to charge me for the fucking deposit and withdrawal slips. When I closed the account they actually had the branch manager meet with me due to the length of time I was a customer. At the time I had over 10 grand in my checking account so it wasn't like I was under a minimum account balance or anything to justify all the extra charges. It was funny because even she knew it was a farce but it was policy to have an exit interview to close my account so they could document the reasons a long term "valued" customer was taking their business elsewhere.

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