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for most, kiddie porn is like bad tequila: there's no real way to take it in without getting caught in a vomit loop. the proponents for this sort of thing would have us believe it's "here to stay", and one of those facts we'll eventually have to accept, just like how like pedophiles never kidnap a retarded child- "i don't kidnap droolers", or andrea boccelli keeping his eyes closed.

maybe you've known one or at least suspected someone, especially around here. they stick out when challenged because it's how they act reflexively- they deny. deny they have the kind of stash on their computer that would force most federal agents to spit blood. the solution for these clowns could be as simple as relocating to the mideast, a place open minded enough you can walk up to a kid right on the street and plant one on. short of that, its internet here we come. so who will take home the Hydie?

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<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Alex Panzer: suspect zero. makes need for this lineup irrelevant and mostly procedural.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Darrah: grew up at the hands of a monster, high likelihood she'll perpetuate the cycle.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Barry: probably harmless, could punch out a bag of gas that would lay out livestock.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />nicelisa: french freak that pretends he's a girl on the internet- red flag yeah probably.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="5" />Tritone: has to touch everything 4x. ps, i didn't know shirts buttoned that high.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="6" />backdoorman: talkative elderly gentleman who belongs in a psychiatric facility.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="7" />Brandon Iron: great guy, eerie grin. has a napoleon thing going on. asshole.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="8" />Coke Stevenson: wears his ankles as earrings whenever loucypher comes to town.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="9" />olinka: powerless and void. nervously wanders through life avoiding eye contact.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="10" />Sammura: imagine samuel jackson in a wig and he just stepped out of a wind tunnel.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="11" />JRV: wasn't necessarily on my radar, but Jim says yeah.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="12" />Other: Write-in candidates welcome.

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- In loving memory of Hyde -

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