for most, kiddie porn is like bad tequila: there's no real way to take it in without getting caught in a vomit loop. the proponents for this sort of thing would have us believe it's "here to stay", and one of those facts we'll eventually have to accept, just like how like pedophiles never kidnap a retarded child- "i don't kidnap droolers", or andrea boccelli keeping his eyes closed.

maybe you've known one or at least suspected someone, especially around here. they stick out when challenged because it's how they act reflexively- they deny. deny they have the kind of stash on their computer that would force most federal agents to spit blood. the solution for these clowns could be as simple as relocating to the mideast, a place open minded enough you can walk up to a kid right on the street and plant one on. short of that, its internet here we come. so who will take home the Hydie?

And the nominees are...

- In loving memory of Hyde -