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#488877 - 06/11/10 04:59 PM
2010 Hyde Awards: XPT'er with the most kiddie porn
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Registered: 10/02/08
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for most, kiddie porn is like bad tequila: there's no real way to take it in without getting caught in a vomit loop. the proponents for this sort of thing would have us believe it's "here to stay", and one of those facts we'll eventually have to accept, just like how like pedophiles never kidnap a retarded child- "i don't kidnap droolers", or andrea boccelli keeping his eyes closed. maybe you've known one or at least suspected someone, especially around here. they stick out when challenged because it's how they act reflexively- they deny. deny they have the kind of stash on their computer that would force most federal agents to spit blood. the solution for these clowns could be as simple as relocating to the mideast, a place open minded enough you can walk up to a kid right on the street and plant one on. short of that, its internet here we come. so who will take home the Hydie? And the nominees are...
- In loving memory of Hyde -
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#488878 - 06/11/10 05:10 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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ps, i didn't know shirts buttoned that high.
I'm not that guy on Twitter. I don't even USE Twitter. Darrah & Mopez both jumped to conclusions and the only reason I never responded in the thread is because I wasn't active on the board when all that crap was going down.
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#488879 - 06/11/10 05:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Being implicated or accused by Darrah of anything should be the most airtight alibi in history.
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#488880 - 06/11/10 06:30 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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Withholding my vote for the moment, as Tritone's rapid rebuttal/misdirection reeks of kneejerk denial and dark, spooky things.
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#488883 - 06/11/10 09:47 PM
Re: 2010 Hyde Awards: XPT'er with the most kiddie porn
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Coke and Panzer were tied 3-3, now 5-5. Who will win out? Its come down to tranny porn v. hooker addict. Vote you lurking fucks. Who has a "special" folder on a usb drive tucked in a coffee can in the pantry? Chi-town, the second city or Brooklyn, America's home town?
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#488884 - 06/12/10 03:10 AM
Re: 2010 Hyde Awards: XPT'er with the most kiddie porn
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
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I nominate both Holly and Gia. You know they both have some "European Art Photography" in their collections that would get them the Gary Glitter suite if they ever posted them on an adult site. Don't even try to deny it.
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#488885 - 06/12/10 08:53 PM
Re: 2010 Hyde Awards: XPT'er with the most kiddie porn
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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for most, kiddie porn is like bad tequila: there's no real way to take it in without getting caught in a vomit loop. the proponents for this sort of thing would have us believe it's "here to stay", and one of those facts we'll eventually have to accept, just like how like pedophiles never kidnap a retarded child- "i don't kidnap droolers", or andrea boccelli keeping his eyes closed.
maybe you've known one or at least suspected someone, especially around here. they stick out when challenged because it's how they act reflexively- they deny. deny they have the kind of stash on their computer that would force most federal agents to spit blood. the solution for these clowns could be as simple as relocating to the mideast, a place open minded enough you can walk up to a kid right on the street and plant one on. short of that, its internet here we come. so who will take home the Hydie?
<p>And the nominees are...<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1276300750Mark_J">
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Alex Panzer: suspect zero. makes need for this lineup irrelevant and mostly procedural.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Darrah: grew up at the hands of a monster, high likelihood she'll perpetuate the cycle.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Barry: probably harmless, could punch out a bag of gas that would lay out livestock.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />nicelisa: french freak that pretends he's a girl on the internet- red flag yeah probably.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="5" />Tritone: has to touch everything 4x. ps, i didn't know shirts buttoned that high.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="6" />backdoorman: talkative elderly gentleman who belongs in a psychiatric facility.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="7" />Brandon Iron: great guy, eerie grin. has a napoleon thing going on. asshole.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="8" />Coke Stevenson: wears his ankles as earrings whenever loucypher comes to town.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="9" />olinka: powerless and void. nervously wanders through life avoiding eye contact.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="10" />Sammura: imagine samuel jackson in a wig and he just stepped out of a wind tunnel.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="11" />JRV: wasn't necessarily on my radar, but Jim says yeah.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="12" />Other: Write-in candidates welcome.
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>
- In loving memory of Hyde -
Great job, stupid. The results have zero crebibility because you neglected to include the two most obvious choices. It would be like posting a poll on "who is XPT's top sand nigger" which excludes Gia or on "who is XPT's top prairie nigger" which excludes Monstar.
-Freestylah is an extreme necrophiliac pervert who operates in one of the world's kiddie porn hubs. The country is small enough for all the pervs to know each other. He's probably stalking kids right now.
-Louserpher doesn't talk about his personal life a lot, except when he's REALLY excited. He weirdly posted on this board about a boys hockey team and gushed about going on a team trip with the boys. He probably brought 3 back up cameras in case the first one broke.
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#488887 - 06/13/10 12:27 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/19/08
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It's a tough choice, but I suppose that I must go with Alex. Consider the evidence: - He likes men's cologne.- Big cats like men's cologne.The only possible conclusion that one can make here is that Alex Panzer likes kitty porn.
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#488888 - 06/13/10 11:31 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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After 2 days of voting, you would think the Jew would be leading by a nose, but Coke inches out in front w/ a 2 vote advantage, 18-16.
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#488889 - 06/13/10 02:18 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I'm surprised tritone hasn't gotten any votes. He hates whitey enough to justify pedophilia in his own mind.....as long as they were white kids.
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#488890 - 06/14/10 01:44 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
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Loc: Slumberland
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Coke, after all he's come out in favour of incest as long as it's 'consensual.' His rationalizations are eerily similar to the NAMBLA cant you hear in the Chickenhawk doc. Besides, Panzer is all about the shemales, the shit talk is just a red herring.
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#488892 - 06/14/10 10:33 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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I don't think Lou is stable enough or sober often enough to pull off a thousand post alt.
At least Lou's kid plays hockey, your offspring swirl the bowl shortly after a hooker farts.
You are up 27-20, shit heel. If the poll was more specific, say who is most likely to have nude altar boy/cub scout pics, you would be pitching a shut out.
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#488893 - 06/21/10 11:52 AM
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Registered: 12/16/08
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Holy Shit! Was I missing JRV's votes by not scrolling far enough on the results page. That guy is hands down the winner with 64 votes, more than doubling Coke's total. There hasn't been such a decisive victory on XPT since that Ugly 8 tourny.
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#488894 - 06/21/10 04:11 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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EY "Gomer" Davis has got me! He's announced that I came in 2nd to JRV's 64 votes in his sig line! Dohhhh! He's one clever S.O.B.!
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#488895 - 06/21/10 05:49 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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Loc: Mississippi
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Oh, you win because only 31 XPT members realized you are a pedophile? Only the embodiment of all that is human stupidity that is the pedophile Coke Stevenson would find victory in that.  Let me ask you, you big sissymary, when you saw all of XPT started to pick you as a pedophile, did it frighten you enough to start to delete your pedophile images off of your hard-drive, or did you just change the file names and try to hide them better?
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#488896 - 06/21/10 06:57 PM
XPT Theater
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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This week's installment of XPT Theater:
Coke Stevenson: XPT's Proudest Pedophile
Opening scene
Fade in to a wide shot of a hideously ugly skinny pale troglodyte getting off the municipal transit shuttle from the city daycare center for slow adults as he walks across the street with the exaggerated swagger of an openly gay female impersonator on Homosexual Pride Day. He makes his way to the abandoned, condemned housing project building he calls home, beaming with pride over how far he has come from his days sleeping in cardboard boxes.
Pushing aside the wooden planks that serve as a door he is greeted with the unmistakable sound of a woman grunting while sucking on something that lets him know at once that his mother is "working". The pasty pencil necked dweeb (Coke Stephenson) completely used to this way of life steps over dead cockroaches and rat feces to find his mother servicing two men while covered in drying urine as is her way.
Coke: "Duhhhh... Guess what, Ma?"
Coke's whore mother: (first pulling the rancid cock of a homeless unwashed black man out of her mouth) "I don't know son, what?"
(goes back to sucking cock as her head is violently yanked back into position)
Coke: "Duhhhh.. Today some big doodie head on XPT told everybody about how I'm a gay pedophile, but there was a poll and I only came in second place with 31 votes!"
Cokes whore mom: (barely audible muffled voice as the homeless black man refuses to allow her to pull his dick out of her mouth this time) "Mmmmmmfff... errrr... REALLY son, you mean this time you weren't the one picked as most likely to be the pedophile for a change? Mmmmmfff ugghh slobber."
Coke: "Uh Duhhhhhhhh... Yeah Ma! And I really told him off when I called that big mean guy a GOMER! Hee hee snort." (now jumping up and down clapping his hands) "I called him a GOMER, over and over and I laughed and laughed until the mean lady at the daycare center for slow adults made me get off the computer, put on my safety helmet again and take more of my psych meds" (now hysterically giggling and hugging himself while rocking back and forth).
Coke's whore mom: "Mmmmffff... slobber... gulp.. Oh, my little Cokie, if only your father wasn't in federal prison again for raping farm animals, he would be so proud. THIS is your finest day."
Coke: "Derrrr.... I know Mom, I know. I'm special."
Fade to black
The End
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#488897 - 06/21/10 08:35 PM
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#488898 - 06/22/10 12:50 PM
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Holy Shit! Was I missing JRV's votes by not scrolling far enough on the results page. That guy is hands down the winner with 64 votes, more than doubling Coke's total. There hasn't been such a decisive victory on XPT since that Ugly 8 tourny.
Those 64 votes are shenanigans. Changing IP's 60 times to votebump a nonfactor like JRV is a monomaniacal pursuit only Mopez could see sense in.
That said, i'm a little surprised Coke has outpaced Pancer. Sure he enjoys jacking to movies about thirteen year old girls being raped but let's not jump to conclusions.
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#488900 - 06/22/10 02:59 PM
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For the record: I never called JRV a pedophile. I called him a pussy, called him a hardware-wannabe and called him out in his own forum, amongst other things. But NOT a pedophile. I voted for Panzer, although Coke is doing everything in his power to make me re-think that vote.
No, in all likelihood, the XPT'er with the most kiddie porn probably doesn't even know he's got it and almost certainly never sought it: With 86,432 Tb of downloaded porn, I'd wager that Fatman has to have accumulated more kiddie porn accidentally than all those other yahoos combined.
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#488901 - 06/22/10 06:31 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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I voted Barry. He looks like the neighborhood dude you tell the kids to stay away from.
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#488904 - 06/25/10 01:14 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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I had tritone in the mix when I was deciding my vote. Being that tritone loves big black dick, little prepubescent colored boys isn't his style. At least not yet.
My guess is tritone's next obsession will be Mexicans. They hate niggaz. For good reason.
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