how do we get in touch? i'd like to get her thoughts on the donner party and the relative merits of cannibalism. since she has a kid or three i'd ask for guarantee that they stay quiet while we do the do- be it a balled up sock or ground up ambien sprinkled liberally into their apple sauce or whatever gets it done. and "don't call me john.. are you a fucking cop? i don't like cops."

guessing she's 5'2" (5'3"?) but in my mind of course much, MUCH shorter and i'd be honest about it. it can't just be about absurdly large hoop earrings and jingle jangle, there has to be communication.