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Basically, you're saying that you're never nice to people unless you think you can get something from them.




C'mon, that's not fair. Some of us spend every daylight hour at funeral homes and emergency rooms just because we like to be around grieving people with a lot of easily misdirected anger.



I would never question your disinterested philanthropic spirit or speak disrespectfully of your contributions to the greater public good. Here. <throws a virgin into the shark tank>