Once again, I've been wandering the world. Now where is it that I've gone? Have a take, don't suck!

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That's cool all hell. Are you hanging your head out a castle hoarding?

How was the single malt over there? Also, post more pics if you got 'em.

You know someone or several someones pissed on that stone just hours before you kissed it.

I'll post more pics when someone guesses all 6 cities/towns/locations, it's really not that hard. I can't tell ya what I'm doing there or it'll give one away.

#3 Edinburgh
#6 Amsterdam

I never saw more bikes in one place than I did at central station in Amsterdam on a weekday morning.

There we go!

1. Guinness' 9000 Year Lease, Dublin, Ireland
2. Blarney Stone, Cork, Ireland
3. Edinburgh Castle, Edinburgh, Scotland
4. Edradour Distillery, Pitlochry, Scotland
5. Parliament, London, UK
6. Amsterdam

16 Days
More shitty Irish & British food than I care to remember.
Every restaurant bathroom on the British Isles smells of piss.
Their girls are, for the most part, ugly.
The bad British teeth stereotype is well deserved.
I broke 80 whilst golfing in the Highlands.
Great food and gorgeous, TALL women in Amsterdam.
Massive beer and Scotch intake. Heineken is fantastic over there.
No, this guy didn't lay down with any whores.
The weed? Fughetaboutit.

More Pics shortly

Dublin

The Spire, dublin


Bridge on the River Liffey, Dublin


Yeah, it really was that good











Gotta go, more later

hong kong is the chicken-on-bike epicenter of livestock commuting.

yes, the urge was there to just pop open the chicken coop constantly, they're incredibly trusting with their dinner.

i've only done scotland once, ditto ireland. you learn rather quickly to go buy a dirtbike, they're not too uptight about licenses when money's at stake.

arctery'x cancels any rain which never lasts, and you can bomb around. if you've got a world-band phone with a quality gps, you're going to be kosher if you just see something in the distance and investigate it.

i do the same thing anywhere the terrain hides the real treasures of the place. greece is totally-different if you're not bound to traversible roadways-the islands are all 5% beach, and the rest is craggy and mountainous so being able to just start throwing the thing up the dirt paths cut into the mountains make the cyclades and dodocanese especially different.

ios and santorini are the two that the restless will find mind-blowing as soon as they run as fast as possible from the brits and germans on holiday and get back to sheep, cliffs and rocks.

anyhow, i'm headed out to glacier in a week just before the hoards come. the last time we went in late may and there were still parts closed due to snow.

my old man is into sleeping on the side of mt.rainer and shit, not my bag so we compromise on getting dropped by a copter or seaplane far enough in that it's closer to alaska than yellowstone. 2 flyrods, the spiked river shoes from patagonia and ultralight one-person tents and no cooking shit let you move fast.

he's into bear spray, i've seen enough bears to but a pre-ban glock 20. yeah, i know you're a fag without a casull or a 500sw but if i'm caught off-gaurd, in a river, etc. hot 10mm fmj's aren't substantively diff. than a 357 but da triggers kill me and i'm surgical with the plastic gun.

the current gen nv is horriby expensive, but a big fenix and a chinese cree headlamp throw enough lumens(600+for the tk40 and 200ish on the head) and aren't battery hogs for bumps in the night. i'm skeptical of bear spray working if the/ bear's running on autopilot, i may get a used .44 with a 6" barrel, they're easier for some reason to shoot than a .357 and i'm not worried about the g20 but a wheelgun's mildly more reliable than it. i'm 6'3" 215ish so with a heavy/longer barrel it really doesn't distract you with kick, for some reason the 357 makes me mini-cringe shooting it, the bigger gun goes boom not a crack of lightning, makes no sense.

why dont you shut the fuck up you cripple

wrong guy.

if you could beat me in a 40, i'll cough up a grand happily. lose, you've gotta run ladders until your legs get weird and stumbly while i film it.

make it 2 large playboy

fifty, but you're not running until you puke, cash for cash.
i'll want some way to secure it up front, no cars, if you don't have it liquid i'll hold onto the title to your parent's place, your own, etc.

make it rain cause nigga i got a thunderstorm in the forecast.

i'll get you plane tickets for next weds.

there's nothing you're doing that's worth 25k/day.

should you be game, i'll need your info to book the tickets-i'm deadly serious about this. self-start, other guy starts the stopwatch on leg or arm movement. sample size of two, i ran a couple this morning on rubber over by soldier's field so if your readings are way out of range, we find someone impartial.

don't get on the plane if the money's going to be too hard to come up with. i'd appreciate the title to your parent's home-if you lose we'll immediately wire what the last valuation from real estate taxes minus the fifty from my bank. i'm aroused just thinking about pushing someone into needing to secure potential debt like this, i get a pound of flesh from you and at worst it's a wince going in for the money, but the upside is just devestating, that's a semester+ for you and it'll be unreal explaining i'm dad's landlord if he's tidy and they're looking at downscaling with what you came home with. allah is great.

have the layers draw it up. I want to see shit in writing. You got my email so make it happen pronto.

Floof's travels always seem more interesting than the crap on the Cable channels...I really need to go some place other than Vegas/Atlantic City or Montreal.

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Amazing....Harvard people must be like Koreans to Ghetto Niggers, we all look the same to them. No james, now you see why i will rub their noses into it until I roll off a cliff or rust to death, there's nothing else being posted on this site anymore that trumps anything I have to say or have experienced...except floof's travels...

But that's a terrible insult to jamesn, being comfused with me...dont just take his house, get a lifetime services contract with one of those electronic dog zapper collars to ensure compliance. Picture Levar Burton from Roots with that leathery thing around his neck, except it beeps and sparks fly out the left side....

shut the fuck up you cripple.

i don't have your email, actually. i'm not sure if cashier's checks go that high but i wouldn't be suprised. the most expeditious way would be to just come to boston private bank and trust with me before you're half a second slow.

i can take out the sum in cash there and take it back the next day without the interest gods frowning.

wiring it works too, make sure you've got the numbers required from your bank.

do send your email and pertinent info, flight's on me so if you flake just fucking warn me before i book one on under a week's notice. save me the headache and the thread's doa i will be upset about that.

The dude i show up to race better look just like your avatar aka matt casey and have ID to prove who you is son. I ain't gonna fall trap to some ringer.

i don't look like matt, a few here have a general idea.
sure, my first name's james and the n's not without meaning

thats some real faggoty shit to have a dude face you just found online as your avitar.

guapo aka mr 4.5 foty

so you're as fast as a safety or running back? real-people fast is .2ish over that.

yeah i run that all day at elevation... take of another .2 at sea level easily.

4.3's totally reasonable.

Cork/Blarney Ireland

The River Lee at Sunset, Cork


Blarney Castle, Grounds, and Mansion

Amazing photos Floofin. I'm also grooving on this upcoming footrace. It will be funny if Guapo turns out to actually be black and Deon Sanders.

A Rainy Day in London

Oxford Square Circus


Picadilly Circus


All Souls Church, Langham Place, London


Trafalgar Square Stuff




Big Ben/Parliament




Boudicca, the Thames, and the London Eye



The Royal Courts of Justice


One of the Griffins of London


St. Pauls looking very in the distance Mary Poppinsish


Thames and Tower Bridge in the Distance


The Tower of London

Claiming a 4.3 on an internet forum is beyond the pale. I can hardly wait.

I hope they schedule it with the World Cup in mind- I don't want to miss a minute.

im gonna have gia j fly out to document ( gia msg me ) the event as well as fox mag ( charley msg your boy) . no joke.Jasem will be fronting the bill for it anyways. its gonna be off the chain.

I have been to Ireland once, like 10 years ago, and yes, the fresh air along the coast and the GREEN landscapes inland are striking. Like I said before, I am actually more Irish than Willie D, which really only means that if I hadnt been born crippled, I never would have done the things I have with my life, instead I would now be a drunk ex-minor league ballplayer with 4 DUIs, some kids and 2 ex wives. None of what I am NOW comes naturally...

Note to Bornyo: Cork County Ireland is where my paternal Grandma was born, and it turns out she was born about 500 meters from where General Patrick Cleburne, C.S.A was born...he came to America around 1840(?) and settled in Arkansas, where he took up both Law and Pharmacy (good combo)...when Arkansas bolted from the Union, Cleburne enlisted and rapidly was promoted due to his experience of having served in the British Army prior to coming to America. By April 1862, just before the battle of Shiloh (or "Corinth" to you Rebels) he was made Brigadier, and he continued to rise in rank up to Major General by January 1864, due to his tactical and strategic brilliance on the battlefield, and his admirattion and popularity amongst the men of the Army of Tennessee off the field; But then, in January 1864 he wrote a letter to Jefferson Davis and the Confederate Congress, advocating the freeing of the slaves in return to for the slaves serving a 2 year enlistment as soldiers in the Confederate Army. Like most Irish serving in both the North and South, he didnt give a shit about the issue of Slavery, he was mostly interested in the issue of individual rights (and, being Irish, in fighting.)

The Controversial letter resulted in CLeburne being "Frozen" in rank, never again being offered promotion, so that he stayed at Major General in command of his Division within the Army Of Tennezsses....this was HUGE, because in July of 1864, as Sherman was pushing to Atlanta, the command of the Army of the Tennessee was given to John Bell Hood, a general who was crippled (missing a Leg and most of an Arm) and stupid and a drug addict (he took Laudanum to ease the pain but it dulled his already dull wits something terrible...) The result was the LOSS of Atlanta, and the destruction of the Army of Tennesse in December of 1864 at the battle(s) of Franklin and Nashville. Cleburne died at Franklin, but it is the consensus of Historians and analysts that IF cleburne had been given coomand of the army in July 1864, Atlanta probably still would have been lost BUT Sherman would not have been able to perpetrate the depradations and slaughter he did on his famed "MArch to the Sea" after Atlanta's fall...Cleburne would have executed a bunch of different feints and hit and run attacks, culiminating in his uniting the Army of Tennessee with Robert E. lee and the Army of Northern Virginia by January 1865. If the overwhelming Union victories of Atlanta in September and Shermans March to the sea shortly afterward had been delayed or even denied....and IF those two Confederate armies had been united before January 1865, with the combat power of the Army of Tennessee still intact instead of squandered and dead on the fields of Franklin, it is just possible that (A) the re-election of Lincoln in November 1864 would not have happened and (B) the united consolidated confederate forces under Lee, with Cleburne as his "new" Stonewall Jackson, would POSSIBLY have given new life and hope for Draw/Stalemate to the war and, thus, preserved the Confederacy.

A lot of "What Ifs" to be sure, but it just shows to go ya what can happen with the imagination and thought processes thanks to Floofins visit to Cork County Ireland....Floof, for next year, lets plan a trip together, I need some people to go with me to keep me straight and prevent me from causing any international incidents...in return I will pay for most everything and provide "Whores Douevres"...unless your wife objects....

a 4.3 isn't something you can teach or work up to. you'll get signed as a project in either football or baseball. i'm hard that espn's your basis for times-i can smell the last time you were in front of a softball was jv football.

Yes a 145 pound football prospect.

How tall, 4'9? You could have a good career as a ringer on a Pop Warner team.

i haven't forgotten about this, I had a basketball game to attend attend. i'm still essentially plastered at 8am. i'm worried if i go out anywhere this morning an alcoholic will lick my pores if i go anywhere in the next few hours.

Sounds like you should find a chick that is an alkie and let her lick away.

Scotland

The Robert Burns Monument, Edinburgh


The Firth of Forth


Dr Livingstone I presume?


I've got 3 of 'em in my liquor cabinet: Ledaig, Ben Nevis, and one other I forget


Nice Car


Church, Edinburgh


Edinburgh from the Castle


The Royal Mile


The Salisbury Crags of Holyrood Park frame Our Dynamic Earth Museum, Edinburgh


Scottish Rapeseed in bloom




The Edradour Distillery




Pitlochry, Scotland



GOLF! I shot 79, bitches

Amsterdam

The Hans Brinker: Bedbugs in room 314


Breakfast at the Leidseplein, Amsterdam










The 3 decker bicycle parking garage, Central Station, Amst.


The Station. Yes that girl is hot, she got on the boat right next to us with her two big titties. And her boyfriend




Cunters & Meuser: What do they do?














Heineken goodness






Kerkstraat where we dwell


















That's all I've got for ya. I've got a ton more pics, but I'll only toss 'em up on request from here out. Hope you enjoyed the show, now get out there people and explore the world!

jasem bitched out. no replies to private msg's but we all knew that would be the case. Its all good though cause we both know i would have smoked him and made the easiest cash i ever made. That is if he would even have coughed up anything which was about a billion to one odds.

Next.

hey, i'm back in black. just nursing the hangover of the century. i'll get back to you, apologies for the belatedness.

back within 4 minutes of my post? nigga you smoking