omg do I feel a little flushed and embarrassed; First off, the part of giving her "illegal pills" (assumingly to make her more compliant in the gobbling arena), well, no comment....

But, this whole euphemistic "executive assistant" bullshit is classic window dressing......taking your hired whores and dressing them up as legit employess or something like that;

I have done this with certain, capable, smart young whores who have skills beyond cum gobbling. And I have often fantasized of hiring Gia for 2 days out of each week as my "Staff Shopper" but of course, when she prances in from returning from South Coast Plaza with my new furniture set in tow in a delivery truck staffed by 3 young WHITE boys from Mission Viejo working their way through Costa Mesa Night school, if I have her bang and gobble the 3 for my live viewing pleasure on the OLD furniture I am throwing out, I am sure my young "accounting assistant" (no doubt an asian female like Mr Seagall's) can think of a creative euphemistic term to describe the $$$outlay$$$ I give to Gia for entertaining me as such...