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#488525 - 06/08/10 09:24 AM
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#488526 - 06/08/10 10:29 AM
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Any pizza can be livened up with a liberal sprinkling of strychnine. You should try it.
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#488527 - 06/08/10 12:20 PM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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You need Jew pizza. Pizza with "gluten free" crust is now being offered at a lot of trendy poser pizza places. Glutten free crust tastes like unleavened bread, so it's popular with Jews and guilty lapsed catholics who miss receiving holy communion.
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#488528 - 06/08/10 01:25 PM
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You are in Chicago. With the shit they pass off as pizza there, you shouldn't be in this conversation.
Alex, Frank's Pizza on Flatbush and Quentin Rd. If you can find a better slice in Brooklyn, then let me know.
I'll never figure out how Domino's and Papa John's survive in NYC. Like going to Mexico and eating at Taco Bell, makes no fucking sense.
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#488529 - 06/08/10 01:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/19/08
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I don't know whether this is something limited to America or not, but our pizza is very unreliable. Sometimes it's good and other times it's not from the same places. Panzer, perhaps you could introduce us ignorant Americans to assembly-line pizza with no variance? You could start a revolution!
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#488530 - 06/08/10 02:55 PM
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I'll never figure out how Domino's and Papa John's survive in NYC. Like going to Mexico and eating at Taco Bell, makes no fucking sense.
Tourists and college kids from out of town, mostly. Also, you'll find Domino's in poorer neighborhoods b/c their business model relies heavily upon Panzeresque combo deals.
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#488531 - 06/08/10 05:02 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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You are in Chicago. With the shit they pass off as pizza there, you shouldn't be in this conversation.
Alex, Frank's Pizza on Flatbush and Quentin Rd. If you can find a better slice in Brooklyn, then let me know.
I'll never figure out how Domino's and Papa John's survive in NYC. Like going to Mexico and eating at Taco Bell, makes no fucking sense.
The place called Italia Pizza on Kings Highway makes the best pizza in Brooklyn. I think I know the Frank's Pizza on Flatbush: it is couple of blocks away from mexican Paco's Tacos taco place.
The thing that I hat about Papa Johns, Pizza Hut and Domino's is that they call their X-Large pizza which is only 16-inches. Everywhere else in NYC X-Large pie is 18-inches.
I should start my own pizza shop: New York Style Italian Pizza.
I just got my KitchenAid mixer so I will try making my own pizza.
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#488532 - 06/08/10 05:44 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/19/08
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You haven't finished making your Ultimate Death Machine. If you can't even manage that, then I seriously doubt that you're competent enough to take on pizza. This time, you've really bitten off more than you can chew.
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#488533 - 06/08/10 06:22 PM
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Kings Highway and where?
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#488534 - 06/08/10 06:23 PM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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The type of New York pizza that really sucks is the floppy foldable kind. What the fuck is that?
Dominos,Little Caesars and the other chains don't sell pizza. They sell delivery and/or convenience. There's no other reason to bother with their greasy crap.
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#488535 - 06/08/10 06:27 PM
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If you can't fold it, it aint pizza. It's just bread w/ sauce and cheese.
" They sell delivery and/or convenience. There's no other reason to bother with their greasy crap." Are you talking pizza, or those scabby ho's you pay to fuck?
Edited by My Girl is a Nosy Bitch (06/08/10 06:29 PM)
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#488536 - 06/08/10 06:57 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Kings Highway and where?
Somewhere near the N train station.
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#488537 - 06/08/10 07:02 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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If you can't fold it, it aint pizza. It's just bread w/ sauce and cheese.
" They sell delivery and/or convenience. There's no other reason to bother with their greasy crap." Are you talking pizza, or those scabby ho's you pay to fuck?
Yeah, New York pizza is the best. I hate those deep pan pizza where its all bread and no stuff or that stupid greek pizza that looks like a retard made it and burned it and then drenched it in oil. The Italia Pizza makes the best NY style pizza. They coat the dough with somekind of sprinkles or some stuff. They also never toss it. I hate when people toss the pizza.
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#488540 - 06/09/10 12:59 AM
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PIZZA is not cuisine; in fact, it barely qualifies as "food".... Pizza is the epitome of Italian LAZINESS and the embodiment of simplistic Mediterranean culture and philosophy, a philosophy derived from the easy life afforded by the climate and geographical features of what the Romans called "Mare Nostrum"... Pizza is the lazy gourmand's holy grail, you just take a bunch of different foods (which taken individually are pretty healthy) and "PLOP" them all together and crank the oven so that it all fuses into one giant gob of a mess. Pizza is UGLY to look at, hence why we call acne scarred wretches "Pizza Face".... BUT....I must admit my guilt at having consumed enough pizza in my life to make me a hypocrite, something I try never to perpetrate. My problem is I have just been too drunk and/or stoned to resist the temptation and lure of eating Pizza. Trying to avoid eating pizza when you have had a 12-pack of Eye of the Hawk Ale, or after you have smoked some of Mendocino County's FINEST herbal remedies, is like trying to resist sticking your dick and dumping a load down the throat of a hott cum gobbler who is offering herself willingly, but you know their is a chance she MIGHT have throat gonnorhea. OR...It would be like, if Gia Jekinz DEMANDED you jerk off into her mouth but upon doing so you would subsequently have a aneurysm and be paralyzed on one side of your body, COULD you resist the temptation and chance to do so? Me, I am not so sure, cuz when you weigh the consequences of the action (paralysis) versus the fleeting momentary joy of watching and seeing a woman of Gia's hottness and gobbling caliber and stature consume your spunk, you realize that you have acheived the "Holy Grail" of blowjobs/cum gobbling and, ERGO, cannot possibly top the act ever again so you might as well retire with the memory of Gia eating your spunk. How's that for a Burg-perv segue / hijacking of a fucking GAY thread in the first place? 
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#488542 - 06/09/10 01:05 PM
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#488544 - 06/09/10 04:18 PM
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For me, having to eat food prepared by Panzer in his kitchen would be like eating the shit on fear factor. If I actually got any of it down, it would come back up within 5 seconds.
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#488545 - 06/09/10 05:03 PM
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PIZZA is not cuisine; in fact, it barely qualifies as "food"....
Pizza is the epitome of Italian LAZINESS and the embodiment of simplistic Mediterranean culture and philosophy, a philosophy derived from the easy life afforded by the climate and geographical features of what the Romans called "Mare Nostrum"...
Pizza is the lazy gourmand's holy grail, you just take a bunch of different foods (which taken individually are pretty healthy) and "PLOP" them all together and crank the oven so that it all fuses into one giant gob of a mess.
Pizza is UGLY to look at, hence why we call acne scarred wretches "Pizza Face"....
BUT....I must admit my guilt at having consumed enough pizza in my life to make me a hypocrite, something I try never to perpetrate. My problem is I have just been too drunk and/or stoned to resist the temptation and lure of eating Pizza.
Trying to avoid eating pizza when you have had a 12-pack of Eye of the Hawk Ale, or after you have smoked some of Mendocino County's FINEST herbal remedies, is like trying to resist sticking your dick and dumping a load down the throat of a hott cum gobbler who is offering herself willingly, but you know their is a chance she MIGHT have throat gonnorhea. OR...It would be like, if Gia Jekinz DEMANDED you jerk off into her mouth but upon doing so you would subsequently have a aneurysm and be paralyzed on one side of your body, COULD you resist the temptation and chance to do so? Me, I am not so sure, cuz when you weigh the consequences of the action (paralysis) versus the fleeting momentary joy of watching and seeing a woman of Gia's hottness and gobbling caliber and stature consume your spunk, you realize that you have acheived the "Holy Grail" of blowjobs/cum gobbling and, ERGO, cannot possibly top the act ever again so you might as well retire with the memory of Gia eating your spunk.
How's that for a Burg-perv segue / hijacking of a fucking GAY thread in the first place?
I agree 100%.I could be happy if I was typing this reply by blowing in a straw type contraption if Gia had gobbled my goo 
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#488547 - 06/18/10 11:39 PM
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for the same reason that lots of chincs put the word "panda" in the name of their restaurant ot laundry business
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#488548 - 06/19/10 01:12 AM
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The do it for the same reason jews change their names from good jew names like Shmuel Goldberg and Moisha Rothstein, to traditional European names like Frank or Alex. They do it to alter their shitty image.
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#488549 - 06/19/10 01:25 AM
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The do it for the same reason jews change their names from good jew names like Shmuel Goldberg and Moisha Rothstein, to traditional European names like Frank or Alex. They do it to alter their shitty image.
What do you think would be the perfect jew name for me?
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#488550 - 06/19/10 08:30 AM
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Harry Tuches.
I always enjoyed the billboard on Coney Island Ave of Yablokoff funeral home, or was it a law firm. Anyway, I envisioned a 3 Stooges short w/ a Jewish boxer Knok Yablokoff.
A while ago, when I was growing a screwy beard, a Rabbi in a Jewish customer asked me if I was converting to Amish. I said, "Yeah, it came down to Amish or Jew, and I'd rather give up electricity than bacon."
"Oh, I eat bacon. Turkey bacon," he said.
"That's like saying you are no longer a virgin cause you jerked off a couple times," was my reply. He grumbled and walked away.
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#488553 - 06/19/10 10:56 AM
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The do it for the same reason jews change their names from good jew names like Shmuel Goldberg and Moisha Rothstein, to traditional European names like Frank or Alex. They do it to alter their shitty image.
What do you think would be the perfect jew name for me?
first name - Schlomo
if you had any ethnic pride you'd change the last name to Panzerstein
Why Schlomo?
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#488558 - 06/19/10 09:59 PM
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The only time you will find a pizza worth its weight in shit west of the Delaware is if you find a Dago running from something.
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#488561 - 06/19/10 10:21 PM
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The only time you will find a pizza worth its weight in shit west of the Delaware is if you find a Dago running from something.
In Russia they call someone a Dag who is from Dagestan. And I just made some of my brand new Panzerbolio Pizza, with everything on it:
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