Harry Tuches.

I always enjoyed the billboard on Coney Island Ave of Yablokoff funeral home, or was it a law firm. Anyway, I envisioned a 3 Stooges short w/ a Jewish boxer Knok Yablokoff.

A while ago, when I was growing a screwy beard, a Rabbi in a Jewish customer asked me if I was converting to Amish. I said, "Yeah, it came down to Amish or Jew, and I'd rather give up electricity than bacon."

"Oh, I eat bacon. Turkey bacon," he said.

"That's like saying you are no longer a virgin cause you jerked off a couple times," was my reply. He grumbled and walked away.
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