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PIZZA is not cuisine; in fact, it barely qualifies as "food"....

Pizza is the epitome of Italian LAZINESS and the embodiment of simplistic Mediterranean culture and philosophy, a philosophy derived from the easy life afforded by the climate and geographical features of what the Romans called "Mare Nostrum"...

Pizza is the lazy gourmand's holy grail, you just take a bunch of different foods (which taken individually are pretty healthy) and "PLOP" them all together and crank the oven so that it all fuses into one giant gob of a mess.

Pizza is UGLY to look at, hence why we call acne scarred wretches "Pizza Face"....

BUT....I must admit my guilt at having consumed enough pizza in my life to make me a hypocrite, something I try never to perpetrate. My problem is I have just been too drunk and/or stoned to resist the temptation and lure of eating Pizza.

Trying to avoid eating pizza when you have had a 12-pack of Eye of the Hawk Ale, or after you have smoked some of Mendocino County's FINEST herbal remedies, is like trying to resist sticking your dick and dumping a load down the throat of a hott cum gobbler who is offering herself willingly, but you know their is a chance she MIGHT have throat gonnorhea. OR...It would be like, if Gia Jekinz DEMANDED you jerk off into her mouth but upon doing so you would subsequently have a aneurysm and be paralyzed on one side of your body, COULD you resist the temptation and chance to do so? Me, I am not so sure, cuz when you weigh the consequences of the action (paralysis) versus the fleeting momentary joy of watching and seeing a woman of Gia's hottness and gobbling caliber and stature consume your spunk, you realize that you have acheived the "Holy Grail" of blowjobs/cum gobbling and, ERGO, cannot possibly top the act ever again so you might as well retire with the memory of Gia eating your spunk.

How's that for a Burg-perv segue / hijacking of a fucking GAY thread in the first place?

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I agree 100%.I could be happy if I was typing this reply by blowing in a straw type contraption if Gia had gobbled my goo