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#488484 - 06/08/10 07:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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same color, newer car for the nitpickers
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#488487 - 06/08/10 07:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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you might want to use a flash next time.
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#488494 - 06/08/10 08:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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it's been some time since i've been facile with the image ubb shit, if someone could perhaps hook that feature up for me i'd be greatly obliged
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#488496 - 06/08/10 08:25 AM
Re: a plea to steve driver
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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can we organize a candlelight vigil then?
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#488497 - 06/08/10 08:26 AM
Re: a plea to steve driver
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/12/07
Posts: 571
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Attach the pic to the post like you are doing . And post a reply .
Your post will show , but the link for you pic will be right above the post .
Click on the attachment link and the pic will pop up .
Then right click and copy(or cut) the pic link in the top of that window .
Then come back and edit your original post . Click on image in the Instant UBB Code Window , and paste the link that you copied in the prompt window .
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#488499 - 06/08/10 08:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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the quasi-embarassing moment of this all was my mailperson arrived as i was taking the sawzall off of my trunk
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#488500 - 06/08/10 10:37 AM
Re: a plea to steve driver
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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perhaps we can stage an industry-wide collection of sharp objects to throw in a skiff with his corpse later to be set aflame in the proper norsemen rites. off like long beach pier or some shit
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#488502 - 06/08/10 12:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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perhaps we can stage an industry-wide collection of sharp objects to throw in a skiff with his corpse later to be set aflame in the proper norsemen rites. off like long beach pier or some shit
We can rename it the "Matt Casey." 
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#488503 - 06/08/10 02:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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yes. repulsive, i know. lost that finger in nam
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#488507 - 06/08/10 05:52 PM
Re: A PLEA TO STEVE DRIVER
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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what model husky is that? i bought a stihl simply because of the proximity to a reputable dealer. cambridge has a decibel limit they just instituted so my only compliant option was the br500 which leaves a bit to be desired compared to the 600's and the big redmaxes but it's sufficient and muffled.
i've been trying to acquire some non-effete toys these days, some of which i have comically little use for but they're cool as shit.
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#488508 - 06/08/10 07:11 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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james, i was gonna ask if the little lady rolls her eyes at this stuff anymore or maybe closes her eyes and prays quietly with the folded hands, but then i remembered she's probably come home "a day early" to much, much worse. and that's what love is. as for the mailman, when you see him tomorrow, make eye contact and then as tony would say "slowly drag your finger across your throat".
thanks for the pics and effort, guys. beautiful. now if jim can see fit to pin a note to a cop car the circle would be complete. what of it, jim
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you might want to use a flash next time.
Figgs, you're one speech-impediment mother fucker, you know that. how dare you speedbump this rolling meditation, this beautiful eulogy with a nothing post. if there's one person that couldn't pull off the mesh-shirt-and-speedos better than Sal McKvey, it would be you.
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#488509 - 06/08/10 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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It's a 51, which means they rated it at 51 cc's most likely. It has an 18" bar custom made for carving through mopes and their ninja swords. In fact, I would take on anyone wielding a sword with this chainsaw. It is approved.
It's an 18" bar, and once you get the hang of sharpening the chains it will throw chips that look like excelsior.
I'm not sure if it meets your neighborhood requirements but it is worth a try. I doubt many of your neighbors have decibel meters. Stihl was a good brand and still might be- there's been a lot of shakeup and buy-outs in the 2-stroke industry lately. My Husky is almost 10 yrs old.
Poulan is shit these days- keep away.
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#488510 - 06/08/10 07:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I love it- Mark J is calling us out, and he is right. We can do better. If we so choose.
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#488512 - 06/08/10 07:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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If the thread amuses me it satisfies my requirements. This one does.
I'll check back in with Mark J later, when I have a new idea.
(I'd also love love love to see Simp post a picture of that broken hood ornament in this thread, along with a Steve Driver sign).
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#488514 - 06/08/10 08:16 PM
Re: A PLEA TO STEVE DRIVER
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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If possible, arm it with ridiculous weapons suitable for torturing Steve Driver in Hell, tag it, and take the picture.
But of course, you knew this.
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#488515 - 06/09/10 12:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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funny yet true story about the older reclusive couple in the dark orange, more accurately "burnt sienna" victorian across the road you may or may not be able to see from the head-on photos above:
i've been getting occasional mail of theirs misdelivered to me since I moved into my place. like state farm, i try to be a good neighbor and walk their damn mail over to them.
within the last year sometime, i get a registered-fucking mail notice that I have to go sign for at the cambridge post office and figuring it's of some importance i pick the fucking thing up, sign for it with my license and whatnot.
turns out the goddamn thing is from "Gexxx world headquarters" chastising me for potentially stealing their mail with a list of dates exactly matching when i returned their goddamn postage.
the story with these people is the guy used to be on the math dept. faculty at mit, and evidently sold some idea 2 decades ago and has been living somewhat cut off from humanity since and have reached their mid-70's.
one morning, the guy's backing out of his driveway and his brakes fail. instead of thinking "maybe I should take my foot of the accelerator that's in reverse, i seem to be unable to stop and turn onto the street" the guy casually never de-accelerates and ends up crashed into a tree on the house next to me some 200 yards later. math people are weird, i think he was banking that some instantly-figured vector of speed and angle would bring him to a stop sooner. but he ended up with his car in a tree at 745am with tire tracks all over my next-door neighbor's lawn, denying all responsibility for this bizarre stunt. comedy bearded gold.
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#488516 - 06/09/10 01:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I have to say jamesn, I would rather have a aloof bearded 70 yr old MIT Math geezer with an inverse "lead foot" than a neighbor like this bitch:
Tell me jamesn that you didnt know at least one guy like Steve Driver at Harvard (probably in your frosh year residence where they "mix" it good), I'm speaking of course to the funky Sexuality issues? I always found the fuckers hailed from India or some place with weird Sex gods....
Too Bad Amy Bishop never met Steve Driver.....
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#488517 - 06/09/10 02:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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most people who are that driven before the age of 18 display a bit of driver in some facet or another if they're not just sickly talented, a legacy, or somesuch. honestly, when you're obsessed with a brand-name when you're supposed to be in your beavis years there's something a little wrong with you, not that it excludes talent but there is a cost when it comes to "what next" and one's general personality. just an honest assessment.
i'm happy to have gone there, but perhaps we should refer to the place a little less. or at least i will, the days of ghostshadow are over and i feel a little obnoxious when it comes up as much as it does. totally your call, i think a good chunk of the board are aware of us having attended and when it's not of utility to taunt someone my guess is they're sick of hearing about it. your call, of course.
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#488518 - 06/09/10 01:10 PM
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can we organize a candlelight vigil then?
how about hands across bukkakeville......if you want me to join in I am wearing KEVLAR gloves.
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#488519 - 06/09/10 01:13 PM
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Steve Driver and Tom Dong have gone to that Great Bukkake in the Sky. 
sung to Spirit In The Sky
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#488520 - 06/09/10 03:43 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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one morning, the guy's backing out of his driveway and his brakes fail. instead of thinking "maybe I should take my foot of the accelerator that's in reverse, i seem to be unable to stop and turn onto the street" the guy casually never de-accelerates and ends up crashed into a tree on the house next to me some 200 yards later.
from firsthand experience, its only downhill from there. an old man that runs down trees or "tiny steps" is tapped out...that means pull the plug. a good neighbor makes a friendly visit to brainstorm end of life accomodations. otherwise, you'll always be looking over shoulder, doubly so if kids are playing nearby. put it this way, best way to survive a plane crash is be on the ground when it happens.
take eric jover. hasn't slept a wink in days, and not just from the guilt in knowing it was within his power to have done something about Steve Driver sooner, but because its all-hands over Ultima now, they're shipping orders round the clock.
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#488521 - 06/09/10 04:06 PM
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now if jim can see fit to pin a note to a cop car the circle would be complete. what of it, jim
I had strongly considered doing so as soon as I saw this thread: One of those little yellow diamonds reading "Taser On Board." Unfortunately, it's too wet and windy outside.
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#488522 - 06/09/10 05:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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did you catch the outrage martin amis got this year when he suggested that london solve it's burdensome aging populace by instituting "euthanasia booths" throughout the city for those who decided life had lost enough lustre to drop by one? comedy Quote:
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one morning, the guy's backing out of his driveway and his brakes fail. instead of thinking "maybe I should take my foot of the accelerator that's in reverse, i seem to be unable to stop and turn onto the street" the guy casually never de-accelerates and ends up crashed into a tree on the house next to me some 200 yards later.
from firsthand experience, its only downhill from there. an old man that runs down trees or "tiny steps" is tapped out...that means pull the plug. a good neighbor makes a friendly visit to brainstorm end of life accomodations. otherwise, you'll always be looking over shoulder, doubly so if kids are playing nearby. put it this way, best way to survive a plane crash is be on the ground when it happens.
take eric jover. hasn't slept a wink in days, and not just from the guilt in knowing it was within his power to have done something about Steve Driver sooner, but because its all-hands over Ultima now, they're shipping orders round the clock.
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