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I'd really like to see a picture of you, I'm sure you look like Brad Pitt, right?



I'm not the one claiming to be a model or porn star -- you are. You're a cheap labor expense for sites and lines looking for filler between the pretty girls. The best you'll be able to say about your xxx career is how you were "most likely to be used as bait and switch" between the weeks when the membership sites could book a hottie instead.

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Hey if my movies don't get you off, don't fucking watch them. There's guys out there who like watching me thinking about the girl who works behind the counter at Baskin Robbins (yes I once worked there as a teen).



There's all kinds of fetish porn out there. If that helps you validate your existence, more power to you. If Steve Driver was here, he'd be giving you a "you go, girl" right now.

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I didn't get into porn to become the hottest porn star, I got in it because I LOVE SEX.



How does that qualify you to appear in porn? It probably says more about the industry that they tolerate homely chicks with unbounded levels of depravity, more than anything else. Go love sex offscreen somewhere; maybe at a group home for the blind.

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If you think my little clit is a cock, you obviously do have a small ass dick. We took Rocco Siffredi and Lexington Steel simultaniously, thanks.



Awesome. That and $100 will get you a samurai sword.

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Call me homely, I'm sure you'd want to fuck me if we ever met.



Narcissism is the personality trait of egotism denoting vanity, conceit, egotism or simple selfishness.

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I'm a whore not America's Next Top Model. Shut the fuck up you idiot.



If you're what passes for a whore these days, then thank fuck for dark rooms.