Hit it?????

With my car if I needed the insurance money.

is that scarlett rouge?



i was right.id be more than happy to pump that plump.



lol great site.

this is on my to get list:



its called sex in the titties.all plumper scenes and then a plump all girl orgy.only thing its missing is april flores.sequel anyone?

I'd hit it for sure, and all the chicks in Frankie's pic too.

They do fall a bit outside my range for size, but they are all good looking. Then again, I like women with curves, not boy hips and silicone tits.

All that said, food is generally not sexy at all, and it's fucking stupid to see when they pair up the heavier girls with food all the time. It's over done, stupid and not hot in the least. Whipped cream or honey strategically drizzled maybe, but that mess with the burger is just plain fucking stupid.

no you gotta watch the trailers.they make it hot.

feedherfuckher.com

Wow, and I thought BigSausagePizza was weird.

And no, I wouldn't do any of them. They're all a bit too thick, plus I must see the other end of a woman's alimentary tract before I make a decision. That probably explains why I'm still a virgin. ("Hi there! Before we date, could I inspect your anus, please? Oh, it's dirty and unshaven... Would you mind fixing that?")

Man the harpoons!!!

^ What the fuck? I'm not into bestiality at all. I played a game mod that had some stupid possibilities and I was amused. I would never, ever condone anything even remotely like that in real life.

^ Who knows? Perhaps some people believe in the vagina dentata:

Quote:

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The myth of the vagina dentata, or vagina with teeth, derives from primitive masculine dreads of the "mysteries" of women and sexual union. It evokes castration anxiety, whereby the man fears loss of the penis during intercourse, and more generally it relates to fears of weakness, impotence, or annihilation by incorporation (connected to unconscious notions of "returning to the womb").

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In this case, perhaps they hope that the carnivorous vagina will be placated by a burger. Instead of eating a dick, it can eat a cow.

I hung out with a guy in high school whose mom was ultra religious. She told him from the time he was really young that a girl had teeth "down there" until a girl was married in a church. We teased him about it because the school slipped in sex ed under the heading of health class and his mom missed it and didn't get him excused from it. So in 9th grade he asked the health teacher about "the teeth". He was a bad alcoholic by the time he was a senior.

One of his mom's other favorite things was to try to cure all his bad moods or ills, real or perceived, with a powdered donut. We would stop to pick him up and his mom would say, "Robbie, you look like you have a headache. You should eat a powdered donut". She said this for almost everything. The only thing that was bothering Robbie was his crazy kook of catholic mother. When we all started smoking pot regularly and had the munchies we did appreciate the powdered donuts she always had on hand though.

^ Haha, that's awful.

I remember the vagina dentata from Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash (a very good read). Of course, it's actually something else in a vagina in that book.

The hamburger is licking her pussy.