Quote: So what kind of things have your psycho ex-girlfriends done to all of you?
Mine wasn't necessarily psycho but after we broke up I heard she got the nickname Houdini for her ability to break out of a straight jacket and scale two retaining walls, then break back in to the facility a week later just to prove some mysterious point everyone was ignoring.
It's 2006, Gia's peaking, and this girl watches "Blood Diamond" then has the 30 seconds of human rights introspection everyone had afterward before thinking about something else: "Do you think my earrings are blood diamonds?" I was onto her. This was war. She was really saying "It’s time we took this to the next level, we’ve gone past simple cat-and-mouse games, now it’s about annihilation, it's you or me. Here's my mickey mouse questionairre on ethics, fill it out."
I told her the guy that mined them was dead anyway or chopped up someplace so i bought them to give his life meaning (nevermind they were CZ's.) Her expression was one part constipation to two parts witchcraft.
That night she wakes me at 2am eyes glowing red "do you think i'm pretty". I sensed trouble. It was over. In retrospect I don't know how I hung in as long as I did. I guess there's something about a little menace that's munched more pills than Steven Tyler, Keith Richards, Rush Limbaugh and Pacman combined that holds a special place in the heart.
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