Considering some of the topics and practices discussed on XPT, "dolphining' hair off a shower door seems trivial.

I dated a girl in college who had the most perfect tits I have ever seen much less touched and legs that were a mile long and locked behind my head perfectly. Blond. High school cheerleader.

I'd be sitting in the studio late night, working my ass off, and she'd call and say "I've been at the bar, and if you don't come get me and take me home with you I'm driving 25 miles to my parents and if I die it will be your fault".

I did a few times. Most of those times we'd screw but a few times she passed out.

I was young, principled and idealistic then. I felt that my life would consist of an endless supply of perfect tits, blond hair and long legs and so I quit going to pick her up.

I missed out on a LOT of crazy sex as a result, and I couldn't swear my grades were any better as a result.

I have seen her on facebook here lately, and she is pretty big and working on her figure, and once divorced. Maybe I dodged a bullet.