Oh for fucks sake, wait a minute....

January 2006: I decided last minute to go to AEE/AVn, after Jeff offered me a badge even though I had given my "mad MOD powers" to Willie D a month before....3 days before AEE started, Luke ford asked me to handle his website for the 4-1/2 days (including Jew Sabbath) that Luke would be wandering the AEE floor. I was at my peak (pique?) writing skills at that time, and Luke liked me and my style (until he found out I wanted to fuck holly REALLY bad....

Anyway, with business constraints, health concerns, and now Lukes site to play with, I decided to FLY out to Vegas from Hartford on the FRIDAY Night of the convention, whereby I ended up landing in Vegas at 2:15 am Saturday Morning....I promptly made a stop at the Flamingo casino (and O'sheas Irish casino next door where I left willie D a message) to say hello to some friends, then I went to club paradise to get a buzz on and fondle some other friends I have there, to get myself in a horny enough frame of mind to override my natural inclination to avoid the AEE floor in the firstplace; I did want to meet Gia very much, along with several other people and whores, but not as a fanboy....in fact, until Gia (several months later) discovered several of my persona faults and how big of a dick I can be sometimes, she was probably just as much a "fan" of mine as I of hers. And all this time, i am writing Luke's website using whatever material and shit I can think of (and doing a good job too according to everyone who spoke to me about it. Willie D chipped in to help too...


ANyway, after Club Paradise finally closed up at 7 AM Saturday, I had to get some food in me and take some pills to prepare for AEE experience, so I went back to the Monte Carlo where I had stashed my luggage, since I wouldnt be checking into my room until Saturday afternoon. By 9am I was At the Venetian/Convention Center, and NO ONE was there yet, so I rolled around looking at the booths and free porn, getting my bearings.

Finally, people started to trickle in; I wound up blabbing with Bill Margold in the PAW booth for a bit, then, just when I was about to go back out to the Venetian to down some shots of <anything with Alcohol>, I see Gia, in her "Suck seed" shirt, walking in with Anthony Malice (they were kinda an item briefly then.) The two of them spotted me in my hangover sunglasses and hat and we all smiled and immediately hit it off....it was one of my favorite moments of the whole show, since (at the moment in time anyway) we all liked each other a lot and got a kick out of each other. Tony took several pics of me and Gia, and invited me over to the jm booth, where I sat for a while getting all the uptodate gossip and happenings of the convention thus far. Sitting IN the JM booth, people thought I worked for them (one person even asked if I was Jeff steward since I didnt wear my gay-ass name badgetag, but hid it on the backside of my chariot.)

Gia was at the Anarchy booth and at some point later that morning after the show started and fan boys were abound, I rolled over to her booth, did NOT get in line but sat in my chair off to the side to watch and listen to her (and I also oogled Trina Michaels ass too cuz she was there as well.) Then, Gia kindly blew off some fan boys and came and sat again in my lap for a bit, told me I had a nice chest, and I marveled at how nice her amazing ass felt in my lap -- most strippers and whores have flabby mooshy butts that hurt my legs but gia's ass was the most awesome combo of firm and soft I ever felt.

We talked about a lot of things in the short time we chatted during that day, and ultimately she told me to come by the JM table at the awards show when she found out Jeff had given me a ticket. I went off then, found Christie Lee and Hailey Young and went and had drinks with them until about 4pm when I left the floor and went to my room to sleep before the show.

At 8:30pm I met Luke Ford at the Circle (jerk) Bar, and we had a nice brief chat....he was aloof but still complimented the job I did with his website; I also met a number of other people at the bar, before we all got in line to do the "Perv" walk into the Awards Show Auditorium...I almost ran over Randi Wright and her Mom while trying to crawl along at the snails pace of the line!

Inside the show, I again met up with all the JM people including Gia, but she was Tony's date and had to pay attention to him and Ashley Blue's moodiness, and Missy monroe's perversion. AT NO TIME BEFORE-DURING-AFTER that day did I go to any part of the AEE/AVN show EXPECTING to be with Gia or any other porn whore....I just showed up to see what's what...in actuality, Christie Lee was the ONLY chick I had any pre-set agenda with simply because we had chatted a lot prior to the show, and she invited ME to find her and seek her out so we could hang....

But still, meeting gia that day was the start of a kinda weird, but ultimately very cool and interesting friendship, and I consider her one of my very best whorefriends, one of my own [B52s]"Private Ideal-Hos"[/B52s]