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Last night, my ex informed me that he fucked 4 women in the past 4 weeks. So I took the antique diamond watch he'd given me on a Valentine's Day trip to San Miguel de Allende, and I smashed it to pieces with a hammer in my courtyard. Then put it back in its velvet case and hand-delivered it to him. I didn't hit him with the hammer or anything like that - I just told him that he was a poseur who would end up with herpes living in his Dad's basement surviving on a fifth of Smirnoff per day.

So what kind of things have your psycho ex-girlfriends done to all of you?




I want to fuck the shit out of you. Now....
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock