Last night, my ex informed me that he fucked 4 women in the past 4 weeks. So I took the antique diamond watch he'd given me on a Valentine's Day trip to San Miguel de Allende, and I smashed it to pieces with a hammer in my courtyard. Then put it back in its velvet case and hand-delivered it to him. I didn't hit him with the hammer or anything like that - I just told him that he was a poseur who would end up with herpes living in his Dad's basement surviving on a fifth of Smirnoff per day.

So what kind of things have your psycho ex-girlfriends done to all of you?