You guys have it all wrong. ADT is great. I love ADT. With all its censorship (love ya, Steph), tragic, mindless banality ("Is BangBus real?"), and pathetic fawning over half-witted teen coke/meth/crack addicts ("Congrats on you're new breasts/contract/baby, porngirl-flavor-of-the-week!"), it's become the happiest place on Earth.