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#487998 - 06/03/10 11:13 AM British Petroleum's 1-800 number
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	British Petroleum is taking suggestions from the public in hopes of stopping the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Over 100,000 calls with 36,000 unique ideas have been made to 1-800-557-1401. My contribution was to suggest an even bigger “junk shot” than previously attempted. I offered thousands of unsold PERVERTED PLANET dvds. I mean, what was I thinking producing such crap? It really is a terrible series. Horrible, in fact. An environmental disaster in its own right, I suppose. So many unwanted dvds just sitting in a warehouse, unsold....unloved. Pure junk. Attachments 485091-ixtox1.jpg (21 downloads) _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#487999 - 06/03/10 12:45 PM Re: British Petroleum's 1-800 number
frankie fatale Porn Jesus Registered: 08/30/09 Posts: 7671 Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo	send me some then you dickhead. _________________________ i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#488000 - 06/03/10 01:09 PM Re: British Petroleum's 1-800 number
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Do you mind if they are wet? _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#488001 - 06/03/10 01:52 PM Re: British Petroleum's 1-800 number
Blink Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/19/08 Posts: 286	Perhaps that excess oil and other stuff could somehow be converted into sexual lubricant for the porn industry. Mixing random fluids and shit (literally) is almost a science for you guys, right? I suggest that you get right on it.
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#488002 - 06/03/10 03:17 PM Re: British Petroleum's 1-800 number
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	I'm surprised they haven't turned to Audrey Hollander for advice. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#488003 - 06/03/10 06:05 PM Re: British Petroleum's 1-800 number
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Don't know about stopping but leave it to us rednecks to know how to sop it ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#488004 - 06/03/10 06:41 PM Re: British Petroleum's 1-800 number
frankie fatale Porn Jesus Registered: 08/30/09 Posts: 7671 Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo	Quote: Do you mind if they are wet? unopened unlubricated would be preferable. _________________________ i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#488005 - 06/03/10 10:43 PM Re: British Petroleum's 1-800 number
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Not a problem. So.....how long can you hold your breath for? I mean, I need to know you can at least swim down there to get them. I hope you own a wetsuit. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#488006 - 06/03/10 11:17 PM Re: British Petroleum's 1-800 number
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: British Petroleum is taking suggestions from the public in hopes of stopping the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Over 100,000 calls with 36,000 unique ideas have been made to 1-800-557-1401. My contribution was to suggest an even bigger “junk shot” than previously attempted. I offered thousands of unsold PERVERTED PLANET dvds. I mean, what was I thinking producing such crap? It really is a terrible series. Horrible, in fact. An environmental disaster in its own right, I suppose. So many unwanted dvds just sitting in a warehouse, unsold....unloved. Pure junk. you come off like a jew _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#488007 - 06/04/10 12:27 AM Re: British Petroleum's 1-800 number
frankie fatale Porn Jesus Registered: 08/30/09 Posts: 7671 Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo	Quote: Not a problem. So.....how long can you hold your breath for? I mean, I need to know you can at least swim down there to get them. I hope you own a wetsuit. "See Amy this is how bitter you become when your product is shitty and some spic chimes in.In the next chapter Mr Iron starts filming chicks with dicks in hopes of stirring up some new revenue." stop eating my sesame cake _________________________ i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#488008 - 06/04/10 12:31 AM Re: British Petroleum's 1-800 number
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Quote: Quote: British Petroleum is taking suggestions from the public in hopes of stopping the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Over 100,000 calls with 36,000 unique ideas have been made to 1-800-557-1401. My contribution was to suggest an even bigger “junk shot” than previously attempted. I offered thousands of unsold PERVERTED PLANET dvds. I mean, what was I thinking producing such crap? It really is a terrible series. Horrible, in fact. An environmental disaster in its own right, I suppose. So many unwanted dvds just sitting in a warehouse, unsold....unloved. Pure junk. you come off like a jew you have a lot of hutzpah to say that to me _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#488009 - 06/04/10 12:35 AM Re: British Petroleum's 1-800 number
frankie fatale Porn Jesus Registered: 08/30/09 Posts: 7671 Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo	he bamboozled your kaslopis and made you look like a schlameel. _________________________ i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#488010 - 06/04/10 09:21 AM Re: British Petroleum's 1-800 number
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	I've had enough. I'm putting a bagel and lox on this thread. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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