Just as the industry banded together in sacred self-less unity for the benefit for Henri Pachard in 2008, now is the time to pull together for Tom Dong.

Doc Johnson or someone must come out with the Tom Dong Dong. The packaging must have a giant sun splash with text exclaiming, "DING DONG! NO!!!!! DONG DONG!!!!" and show a bunch of hot chicks at an all-chick sex toy party laughing topless in bikinis.

Let's get the same team together who helped out 2 years ago. What can go wrong?