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#487436 - 05/29/10 03:12 PM RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Stay tuned tomorrow
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#487437 - 05/29/10 03:58 PM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
Anonymous Unregistered	oh goddie SIC2 FLOPED!!!!! YEA!
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#487438 - 05/29/10 04:05 PM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	I was thinking this might have something to do with her losing her looks, then, of course, I realized she doesn't have any looks to lose. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#487439 - 05/29/10 05:11 PM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	to good to be true
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#487440 - 05/29/10 05:31 PM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Panzer saw this and went off the deep end _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#487441 - 05/29/10 06:01 PM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Even if the film fails, she'll cry all the way to the bank. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#487442 - 05/29/10 10:20 PM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Panzer saw this and went off the deep end Nah. I was making burgers, washing the fridge and repairing the bath (flooded the neioghbors downstairs) today.
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#487443 - 05/30/10 03:10 AM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
faceblaster Elder of Zion Porn Jesus Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 5230 Loc: watching Bad Ronald	Is your dog telling you to kill her to gain the attention of Jodie Foster? _________________________ I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#487444 - 05/30/10 06:55 AM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	This is Panzer, his dog would be telling him to kill her to get a coupon good for 25 cents off a fifty-five gallon oil drum of Aqua Velva. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#487445 - 05/30/10 06:58 AM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I'm pretty sure she died in a South Park episode - the one where Butters writes a book that gets Kim Kardashian assassinated. Maybe Panzer thinks those are documentaries. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#487446 - 05/30/10 07:03 AM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Twenty years ago SJP was , but today she would only suffice for Father time is a misogynist.
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#487447 - 05/30/10 07:13 AM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
frankie fatale Porn Jesus Registered: 08/30/09 Posts: 7671 Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo	Quote: Quote: Panzer saw this and went off the deep end Nah. I was making burgers, washing the fridge and repairing the bath (flooded the neioghbors downstairs) today. more like he buried a corpse,disposed of the remaining evidence,then took a bath and masturbated furiously. _________________________ i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#487448 - 05/30/10 07:15 AM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	SJP was NEVER fuckable. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#487449 - 05/30/10 07:51 AM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Sorry but this was probably one of her parents. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#487450 - 05/30/10 07:53 AM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: SJP was NEVER fuckable. Wrong, she just hasn't been since L.A. Story. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#487451 - 05/30/10 08:34 AM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
99% Fiction Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/16/08 Posts: 2401	Bitch way too scrawny. Strip that ho down and you get bony w/ saggy skin. And she gots a frankfurter hangin off her face where a nose is supposed to be. I think Ferris Bueller has been stealing her dinner plate too often. _________________________ "Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#487452 - 05/30/10 03:27 PM Re: RIP Sarah Jessica Parker
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: SJP was NEVER fuckable. nor of the SOC whores are fuckable
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