Bullying has come a long way since my formative years. Now, it involves forcible tattooing:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0520101tattoo1.html

Ah, the lovely state of New Hampshire. This is the kind of shit that makes me want to go all 4chan/Anonymous on people. Especially people named Travis. Why is *everyone* named Travis that I've ever met a complete asshole?