She couldn't have been rubbing one out, there hasn't been any Entenmann's in the house for a week.

And no doubt the head of any government department is incompetent. If they knew what they were doing, they wouldn't have had to use politics to get a job. They all get told what to say and take the fall when needed. They are in every administration, and are probably too full of themselves to realize they are there to get fucked. Look at Bernie Kerik. Someone finally did a background check when he is up for a job, and the dipshit gets locked up.

Really Coke, you aren't worth the chicken shit they made you out of. You are a bad parody of everything stereotypically republican. You are to republicans what Dave Chapelle's crackhead character was to black people. You give the humans of the bunch a bad name.

Now go get yourself a pig hooker, in a city no one gives a shit about, and pay her to tell you how smart and good in bed you are. You pathetic fuck.