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Gypsy said her specialty was deepthroating with the tongue-flick on the balls.



that wouldn't be her tongue you'd be feeling but the amish-like beard. that's the only downside i can see though, aside from the minor hit to the humility and partial loss of identity- think Timberlake '97, career on the line and legs akimbo while lou pearlman goes to town like a 350 lb. baby bird-- horrific at first but then some new door opens up and each motion becomes bigger and more beautiful than the one before it.

and really, who hasn't dreamed of traveling through time to get a blower in like 1886.