I have a few questions for Darrah.
1. Why is this bullshit so important to you?
2. Is it because once you hit 3 on the Tanner Scale, your step-father started ignoring you?

You're an even bigger attention whore then the whores typically discussed here. Which brings us to our final question.
3. How many loads did you swallow during your formative years to make you this fucked up?