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#486610 - 05/21/10 03:47 PM
Brandon....
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Ever thought of doing a black milf series?. I mean for the ones you can shoot that are over the age of 18. That might be fun.
Also you could rip off the "oh no theres a negro in my wife" with a Oh No.. there's a Porno Dan in My___...whatever. you're the creative one here. The sell is that having a porno dan in anything is just fucken gross and shocking.
Maybe aim to release it around Halloween.
Tell ryan I said HIGH?. miss that lil guy.
Peace out bro.
- Lou
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#486614 - 05/22/10 12:23 PM
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This went all wrong... Brandon. Hello. Hi.
I've reviewed your site and you sir are a racist. There, I said it. You have a shit ton of skank ass slanky white whores. The sistas..not so much. From a strictly business advisor point of view I think you are missing out and at the same time cheating our economy(elab...read this and join in..pal). You, as a Canadian(no laughs..shut it)could be the one man that ignites our economy from the ground up. You with me?.
Armed with my business savvy and the salve you apply to keep the herp at bay, you..no WE could explore, no, EXPLOIT, a whole, no HOLE, new market. You..Brandon Fucken Iron.. could be the first pornographer to shoot barely legal/milf scenes.!!!!!! YES?..
Not groundbreaking I know but it's better than what you're doing now. Grab any nigger bitch you can get and still frame the welfare recipient she shakes off her tits 5 seconds before she pukes and sucks your cock. It's what you do anyways so why not try and make $ off of it?.
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#486616 - 05/22/10 04:12 PM
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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You need to hit a sistah's stuff !
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#486617 - 05/22/10 04:13 PM
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Translation, please. I don't speak ebonics.
Ignore Lou, Brandon. He's trippin' and he knows it. You're doing just fine with the sistas (black women). You even went to Atlanta to shoot some. I appreciate the coverage.
Only thing I don't like about loadmymouth/50-to-1 is your calling the women "pigs". It's not a turn on to think of pigs while you dream about getting your knob wet.
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#486619 - 05/22/10 04:41 PM
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You're doing just fine with the sistas (black women).
I've laid off the Trite One for a while, but, Dude: Not even Durfah needs "sista" explained to her, fer fuck's sake. While we're on the subject....
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It's not a turn on to think of pigs while you dream about getting your knob wet.
My brother's wife was, well, ginormous, to the point where he once lamented "Do you have any idea what it's like to fuck a mountain?" With this in mind, I'm going to throw this out to the community. Best answers become a poll to determine the final answer:
What does Durfah's b/f think about while they're fucking?
Oh, and "ask Lou" is not an acceptable answer.
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#486622 - 05/22/10 11:06 PM
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Translation, please. I don't speak ebonics.
Ignore Lou, Brandon. He's trippin' and he knows it. You're doing just fine with the sistas (black women). You even went to Atlanta to shoot some. I appreciate the coverage.
Only thing I don't like about loadmymouth/50-to-1 is your calling the women "pigs". It's not a turn on to think of pigs while you dream about getting your knob wet.
I would love to go back to ATL, man! Had a good time there! Blowjobs every day....Coca Cola museum.....the world's largest aquarium....Olympic Plaza.....went to the High Art Museum to see the Terracotta Warriors from China.....saw the King Tut exhibit, too. Good times!
It was fun to meet the girls there, too. Great cocksuckers. They know what to do.
RE: calling the girls pigs from time to time. I get off on it if it makes the girl perform more piggish, if that makes sense. Some girls need an excuse or a reason to take it out of first gear. No harm meant.
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#486627 - 05/24/10 05:02 PM
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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That's a great fucking movie as is Black Throat [sorry about the stupid fucking ad popup and box in the corner] you tube link
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#486633 - 05/25/10 09:11 AM
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#486636 - 05/30/10 01:34 AM
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Hell yeah just wish she had done anal
Funny, I never noticed that she hadn't, lots of the girls didn't back then.
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#486637 - 05/30/10 07:38 AM
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I remember one scene where she was rocking the punk look big time and a police officer did a cavity search on her. Can't remember for sure but I think the officer was Jamie Gillis. Closest to anal I ever saw from her.
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#486639 - 05/31/10 08:13 AM
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Registered: 09/01/08
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I think maybe you're right.
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#486640 - 06/01/10 05:57 AM
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Registered: 07/17/08
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Lois Ayres!
In his book, Jerry Butler said that Lois Ayres had the stinkiest cunt he'd ever encountered in all his years in the industry.
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#486643 - 06/01/10 10:53 AM
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I remember seeing a scene with Jerry Butler and Ginger Lynn in a van. They were both playing high school students. It was the inspiration behind wanting to live in a van. And hang out at high schools.
Some dreams never happen but some become real. Believe.
You're homeless and living in a van?
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#486644 - 06/01/10 11:36 AM
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No, I'm aspiring to be homeless and live in a van. Cuz Ginger Lynn will come fuck me, I hope. If the medium is the message, I know what I must do to live like Jerry Butler. He was a school bus driver who made the transition to Ginger Lynn banger.
I don't need all the room of a school bus but I would be quite comfortable in a Chevy or Ford.
I have an offer in on eBay on this beauty:
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#486646 - 06/01/10 04:13 PM
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Is that the van of the A team if they were even more gay than they originally were.
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#486648 - 06/01/10 08:48 PM
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#486650 - 06/01/10 10:22 PM
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Give him a break: The A-Team/Dark Side hybrid van still trumps the PMX Mobile (but not its multiple parodies.)
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#486660 - 06/03/10 03:18 PM
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Brandon is the type of guy to name his herpes sores after people he's met online and at conventions.
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#486663 - 06/03/10 05:50 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Hi Ryan:
It's you're lucky day!
Yes. It's my're lucky day!
Come celebrate with us at The Krest. Drinks are on Brandon.
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