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You're doing just fine with the sistas (black women).




I've laid off the Trite One for a while, but, Dude: Not even Durfah needs "sista" explained to her, fer fuck's sake. While we're on the subject....


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It's not a turn on to think of pigs while you dream about getting your knob wet.




My brother's wife was, well, ginormous, to the point where he once lamented "Do you have any idea what it's like to fuck a mountain?" With this in mind, I'm going to throw this out to the community. Best answers become a poll to determine the final answer:


What does Durfah's b/f think about while they're fucking?



Oh, and "ask Lou" is not an acceptable answer.