While I do not have anything with them at the moment, the place jamesn talks about IS a fucking cool place to bank and does have a awesome rep:
http://bostonprivatebank.com/Starting towards the end of 2008, after frantically moving shit around (literally) all over the world trying to stay 1/2 step of the tidal wave of bullshit sweeping the economy, I have been playing it safe with small local banks in Connecticut, upstate NY and western Massachusetts, banks where either I know the people in charge/ownership personally and who I know are generally not shortsightedly biased because of a raging addiction to hookers or blackjack or Meth...of course, my real peace and security comes from the Burg-Bunker I have hidden in upstate Vermont, fully stocked with vacuum-packed frozen organic vegetables, a deep mountain spring-fed water supply that passes through a filtration system similar to what camp david, the Fuhrer Bunker and the waco compound use(d), a small vault full of gold & silver coins and various pharmaceuticals...and last but not least, 2 live-in "comfort specialists" that rotate in and out in 3 month intervals whom I hire through an agency in Belgium (
Melissa Lauren might just wind up inside my Bunker just in time for Charlie's Race war/Helter Skelter, or Armageddon whichever comes first...wouldnt that be a gas...? )