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#486518 - 05/20/10 06:28 PM Insults Bank
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Registered: 03/29/10
Posts: 124
Contribute or use as needed:

You are one load your mother should have swallowed.

Generally speaking, you're generally speaking.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

I'm not your father. Your mother took my loads in her other holes.

Don't be yourself.

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#486519 - 05/20/10 06:42 PM Re: Insults Bank
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Gee, this style seems familiar...

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#486520 - 05/21/10 03:30 AM Re: Insults Bank
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
heres one:who gave that queer five stars?
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#486521 - 05/21/10 03:20 PM Re: Insults Bank
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
You ^ two have been here how long?. Let this shit develop for fucks sake. Not everything around here has to be dead in the scope. Let that fucker wound a few and then kill em all.
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#486522 - 05/21/10 06:35 PM Re: Insults Bank
Max Rhino Offline
Straight For Pay

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 972
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
How about, "If you give a complete idiot a computer, will it always result in a discussion topic such as this one?"
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#486523 - 05/21/10 08:52 PM Re: Insults Bank
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Contribute or use as needed:

You are one load your mother should have swallowed.

Generally speaking, you're generally speaking.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

I'm not your father. Your mother took my loads in her other holes.

Don't be yourself.




Most un-cage worthy post ever. Second to this boring Redgoat/Darrah war. I hope you die.
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#486524 - 05/22/10 07:03 AM Re: Insults Bank
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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#486525 - 05/22/10 08:59 PM Re: Insults Bank
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
should anyone actually wish to enjoy giving assets to near-strangers i cannot make a stronger endorsement to schedule a face-to-face with boston private bank and trust.

now that they have a few more locations it really made closing my sov account easy, not like their tellers were smart enough not to straight-up CASH a check of mine i'd lost and apparently acetone from nail polish remover takes ink off the thing. no pain felt, the account was just to pay nstar, comcast, etc and i never kept more than a few grand in it for the almost five years it was active.

boston private b/t in kendall is where i usually go, no way they're not calling you in that situation-they've got handwriting recognition tablets that match within two sigs. you get someone of your choosing as a long-term manager and i impressed upon mine i'm disorganized, prone to losing papers and the guy took a stack of probably useless papers, got them notarized in triplicate, vaulted one, pdf'ed another and actually made a three-ring binder with pockets for me. free, no prodding. i suppose the volume of assets they can access without having any sort of greenlight to play iwanker with it still pays the rent fine for leaving at six.

also, you totally could fuck up most suburban branches of stuff like td and get into the vault. dumb fat chicks fold, and when they're sitting ten feet from the door and some crackhead with a cheap black rifle or glock starts yelling they equate it to tear gas, plastique and a shaped charge, body armor and dead cameras. same to them.

all you new englanders try it, they feed and actually use coffee presses and the furniture and reading materials are potentially addicting. james
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#486526 - 05/23/10 12:03 AM Re: Insults Bank
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

should anyone actually wish to enjoy giving assets to near-strangers i cannot make a stronger endorsement to schedule a face-to-face with boston private bank and trust.

now that they have a few more locations it really made closing my sov account easy, not like their tellers were smart enough not to straight-up CASH a check of mine i'd lost and apparently acetone from nail polish remover takes ink off the thing. no pain felt, the account was just to pay nstar, comcast, etc and i never kept more than a few grand in it for the almost five years it was active.

boston private b/t in kendall is where i usually go, no way they're not calling you in that situation-they've got handwriting recognition tablets that match within two sigs. you get someone of your choosing as a long-term manager and i impressed upon mine i'm disorganized, prone to losing papers and the guy took a stack of probably useless papers, got them notarized in triplicate, vaulted one, pdf'ed another and actually made a three-ring binder with pockets for me. free, no prodding. i suppose the volume of assets they can access without having any sort of greenlight to play iwanker with it still pays the rent fine for leaving at six.

also, you totally could fuck up most suburban branches of stuff like td and get into the vault. dumb fat chicks fold, and when they're sitting ten feet from the door and some crackhead with a cheap black rifle or glock starts yelling they equate it to tear gas, plastique and a shaped charge, body armor and dead cameras. same to them.

all you new englanders try it, they feed and actually use coffee presses and the furniture and reading materials are potentially addicting. james




I love this place.

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#486527 - 05/23/10 07:18 AM Re: Insults Bank
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
While I do not have anything with them at the moment, the place jamesn talks about IS a fucking cool place to bank and does have a awesome rep: http://bostonprivatebank.com/


Starting towards the end of 2008, after frantically moving shit around (literally) all over the world trying to stay 1/2 step of the tidal wave of bullshit sweeping the economy, I have been playing it safe with small local banks in Connecticut, upstate NY and western Massachusetts, banks where either I know the people in charge/ownership personally and who I know are generally not shortsightedly biased because of a raging addiction to hookers or blackjack or Meth...of course, my real peace and security comes from the Burg-Bunker I have hidden in upstate Vermont, fully stocked with vacuum-packed frozen organic vegetables, a deep mountain spring-fed water supply that passes through a filtration system similar to what camp david, the Fuhrer Bunker and the waco compound use(d), a small vault full of gold & silver coins and various pharmaceuticals...and last but not least, 2 live-in "comfort specialists" that rotate in and out in 3 month intervals whom I hire through an agency in Belgium (Melissa Lauren might just wind up inside my Bunker just in time for Charlie's Race war/Helter Skelter, or Armageddon whichever comes first...wouldnt that be a gas...? )
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#486528 - 05/23/10 01:07 PM Re: Insults Bank
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

should anyone actually wish to enjoy giving assets to near-strangers i cannot make a stronger endorsement to schedule a face-to-face with boston private bank and trust.

now that they have a few more locations it really made closing my sov account easy, not like their tellers were smart enough not to straight-up CASH a check of mine i'd lost and apparently acetone from nail polish remover takes ink off the thing. no pain felt, the account was just to pay nstar, comcast, etc and i never kept more than a few grand in it for the almost five years it was active.

boston private b/t in kendall is where i usually go, no way they're not calling you in that situation-they've got handwriting recognition tablets that match within two sigs. you get someone of your choosing as a long-term manager and i impressed upon mine i'm disorganized, prone to losing papers and the guy took a stack of probably useless papers, got them notarized in triplicate, vaulted one, pdf'ed another and actually made a three-ring binder with pockets for me. free, no prodding. i suppose the volume of assets they can access without having any sort of greenlight to play iwanker with it still pays the rent fine for leaving at six.

also, you totally could fuck up most suburban branches of stuff like td and get into the vault. dumb fat chicks fold, and when they're sitting ten feet from the door and some crackhead with a cheap black rifle or glock starts yelling they equate it to tear gas, plastique and a shaped charge, body armor and dead cameras. same to them.

all you new englanders try it, they feed and actually use coffee presses and the furniture and reading materials are potentially addicting. james




I love this place.




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#486529 - 06/16/10 01:59 PM Re: Insults Bank
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

should anyone actually wish to enjoy giving assets to near-strangers i cannot make a stronger endorsement to schedule a face-to-face with boston private bank and trust.

now that they have a few more locations it really made closing my sov account easy, not like their tellers were smart enough not to straight-up CASH a check of mine i'd lost and apparently acetone from nail polish remover takes ink off the thing. no pain felt, the account was just to pay nstar, comcast, etc and i never kept more than a few grand in it for the almost five years it was active.

boston private b/t in kendall is where i usually go, no way they're not calling you in that situation-they've got handwriting recognition tablets that match within two sigs. you get someone of your choosing as a long-term manager and i impressed upon mine i'm disorganized, prone to losing papers and the guy took a stack of probably useless papers, got them notarized in triplicate, vaulted one, pdf'ed another and actually made a three-ring binder with pockets for me. free, no prodding. i suppose the volume of assets they can access without having any sort of greenlight to play iwanker with it still pays the rent fine for leaving at six.

also, you totally could fuck up most suburban branches of stuff like td and get into the vault. dumb fat chicks fold, and when they're sitting ten feet from the door and some crackhead with a cheap black rifle or glock starts yelling they equate it to tear gas, plastique and a shaped charge, body armor and dead cameras. same to them.

all you new englanders try it, they feed and actually use coffee presses and the furniture and reading materials are potentially addicting. james



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#486530 - 06/29/10 07:56 PM Re: Insults Bank
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/29/10
Posts: 124
One more: pissweasel

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#486531 - 06/29/10 08:07 PM Re: Insults Bank
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Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I had a friend back in the early to mid-90s that was fond of calling people "dildo-lips". It caught on for a short time in our social circle. When cyber squatting was a semi-popular geek hobby that same friend registered dildolips.com for 2 years. I was working in an office at the time and ended up having to sit through a dinner one night with people from our IT consultants. We were eating appetizers and drinking wine when the subject of weird domain names came up and a guy I never met before says, "Can you beleive someone out there registered "Dildolips.com"?? I actually had red wine come out my nose.
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#486532 - 06/29/10 08:10 PM Re: Insults Bank
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Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
The ultimate insult is teabagger.

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#486533 - 07/01/10 10:12 PM Re: Insults Bank
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
I'm a fan of "shitdick", though around here the biggest insult seems to be Panzer for guys and Dargamel for hoo-ahs.

My George Carlin fave 'anyone can have bad breath, but you can knock a buzzard off a shitwagon'. RIP George
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