What's your record for shameless plugs in a thread?
- Five. One each for www.brandoniron.com, www.covermyface.com, www.loadmymouth.com, and www.spermcocktail.com. Plus one for SHE IS HALF MY AGE.

How many updates do you have in the can? Or do you keep the inventory light?
- The cork is out of the tub and the updates and I are nearly drained. I've hand-picked my successor and will reveal his name at the blog at www.brandoniron.com next week. Ooops, please change my first answer to six. A new record!