I was going to ask what the fuck language that was but then I might lose my reputation as a know-it-all.

Well, I don't think that's cool. With certain people (see, I keep my promises, jrv) who are never going to amount to anything anyway, that's one thing, but you don't hit a man's pocketbook. Imagine if you will John Goodman beating a car with a crowbar and screaming about what it's like to FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS. But having seen none of what the hell led to this (everything ever posted to the monkey cage appears to be nuked), I have no way of telling.