What's the difference between Darrah and a toilet?
The toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it.

What do you get when you cross Darrah and a stump?
A dumb fucking stump.

What do you tell Darrah when she has 2 black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.

What does Darrah do after she gets out of a shelter?
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How do you make Darrah sound like a dolphin?
Flip her over and fuck her in the ass.

What's the difference between Darrah and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four.

How many Darrah's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2, one to hold the light bulb and one to stay off the meds until the room spins.

I'm done.