Carmen 16, by Gaius Valerius Catullus, translated:

I will sodomize you and facefuck you,
Cocksucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think because my verses
Are delicate, that I am a sissy.
For it's right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can't get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
You think I'm a sissy?
I will sodomize you and facefuck you.

I drained my bladder
Which made it gladder
I peed for an hour or more
Then I sat and shat
'Till my colon was flat
Now my Sphincter's all itchy and sore.

Quite a good first post. I had looked at the Latin irrumatio before in my Gag Factor 18 review. XPT Clicky The poem is quite interesting and has a lot of meaning for a 52 year old pervert. In surfing around reading about it, I even found where a woman had made a needlepoint of the opening line.