_________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
_________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
#486341 - 05/18/1007:48 PMRe: Guess whose birthday it was today?
frankie fatale
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Registered: 08/30/09
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
#486342 - 05/19/1003:43 AMRe: Guess whose birthday it was today?
gia jordan
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Ah, she's a Taurus. Just like me.
_________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
_________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
Happy belated birthday, Shelley. I hope that your imaginary friend changes his mind. Failing that, I hope that your effort will be marginalized and rendered completely obsolete by a group with secular views. And I hope that it's done soon, because some people are still taking you seriously.
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