Love.......exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you.

Captain Iron invites all of you aboard his Love Boat. There is no hate, only love.....exciting and new. And blowjobs. Lots and lots of sap-sucking blowjobs from moon-faced cocksuckers with light purses soon to be weighed down by the magic beads of erotic commerce.

I am a semen-filled vessel of love on a lonely voyage of discovery of unseen lands and bushy crevices. Land ho! Er....ho...uh...ho!

Until such time as I am able to auto-fellate a la Ron Jeremy in the late 70's, I will be DuBois-like in my dependence on the kindness of strangers. For I am Brandon Iron, A Love Boat Named Desire.